Defibulator – the definitive treatment necessary to translate the libes told by any Democrat discussing the bail-out bill. Or bills. Or damn near anything else.
- IHateTheMedia.com
1 posted on
03/23/2009 10:20:45 AM PDT by
slomark
To: slomark
And then don’t forget that chestnut of his: breathalyzer
vs inhaler. ;)
To: slomark
3 posted on
03/23/2009 10:23:28 AM PDT by
AD from SpringBay
(We deserve the government we allow.)
To: slomark
a defibulator takes out one of the bones in your leg ala Harry Potter.
4 posted on
03/23/2009 10:25:52 AM PDT by
from occupied ga
(Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
To: slomark
Jimmy Carter captained a submarine?
5 posted on
03/23/2009 10:31:02 AM PDT by
Travis T. OJustice
(Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
To: slomark
...despite the fact that he captained a nu-cu-lar submarine, Jimmy Carter said it the same way Carter never commanded any ship. He served on a diesel-electric sub. He qualified for a command of his own, but before getting one switched to the nuclear program. When his father died he resigned his commission and went home without ever having been assigned to a nuclear sub.
7 posted on
03/23/2009 10:35:13 AM PDT by
SeeSharp
To: slomark
Don’t forget his affected, pretentious pronunciation of ‘Pok-ee-ston’. ;)
9 posted on
03/23/2009 10:41:17 AM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Obama dozed.....people froze.)
To: slomark
From now on, it's called a defibulator. Problem solved.
-PJ
10 posted on
03/23/2009 10:43:49 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
To: slomark
Do they use the defibrillator on you before or after you take a breathalizer for asthma?
19 posted on
03/23/2009 12:19:46 PM PDT by
Phantom Lord
(Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
To: slomark; a fool in paradise
It's pronounced 'nookie-leer', dammit!
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