Posted on 11/18/2008 3:27:01 PM PST by big black dog
A young job applicant is having a lunch interview in a fancy restaurant with his potential employers. Who should walk in but President elect Obama and his entourage!
The applicant excuses himself from the table and with clever persistence manages to speak to Obama. "President Obama, my name is Tom. Would mind stopping by my table and saying, hi? I'm trying to impress an employer. I'm a big fan of yours and campaigned diligently for you. This would really mean a lot to me."
"Well, ok," Obama reluctantly agrees, "but I can only say hi and move on."
"Thank you so much, sir," Tom says.
Tom returns to his table with his interviewers. A couple of minutes later, Obama walks by and utters, "Hi Tom. Nice to see you."
Tom replies, "f**k off Barry, can't you see I'm eating"?
I’d hire him.
Don Rickles tells the exact same joke.
He was trying to woo a girl at dinner and told Sinatra to come over and say hi. Except this was supposed to be a true story, I could see Rickles doing that to Sinatra.
“The best Obama jokes I’ve heard so far, I can’t repeat.”
Me too.
God I would love to do that in real life!
Change it to “buzz off...” and it works in mixed company.
Obama and McCain are in a barbershop grabbing a shave. Obama’s barber finishes and reaches for the aftershave.
“Oh no.” says Obama. “My wife will think I’ve been in a brothel.”
McCain’s barber finishes and looks at him with a questioning look.
“Go ahead” says McCain. “My wife doesn’t know what a brothel smells like.”
Washington $1 bill.
Jefferson $2 bill.
Lincoln $5 bill.
Hamilton $10 bill.
Jackson $20 bill.
Obama...... Food Stamp.
“Have you heard that Obama may have a Polish connection? His grandfather ate a Polish missionary.”
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