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DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-08 (DUmmies To Hillary Supporters: DROP DEAD!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 24, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/24/2008 6:25:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So now that Barack Obama has picked Joe Biden as his running mate, Hillary's supporters are mad, VERY mad. Not only was Hillary not picked she wasn't even considered in the first place. Obama is so politically clueless that he didn't even go through the motions of pretending to consider her for the Veep spot. On top of that Obama has done almost nothing to help retire Hillary's campaign debt. So now that Hillary's supporters are expressing their outrage, the DUmmies are telling them to DROP DEAD as you can see in this THREAD. So much for party unity at the Democrat convention. Of course, Hillary might have a big surprise in store for them as you see in the graphic above. Hee! Hee! So let us now watch the DUmmies cast party unity aside in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, with several more pizzas in the freezer for this week's Democrat convention, is in the [barackets]:

CNN Politcal Ticker-Clinton Loyalists Outraged-"If you think we were mad before..."

[...just wait until Hillary pulls Lucy's football away at the convention.]

Here's the whole article from CNN.com:

Some in Clinton's inner-circle are outraged.
(CNN) — Evan as Hillary Clinton praised the newly-minted Democratic presidential ticket Saturday, some in her circle are furious Barack Obama did not appear to give the New York Democrat serious consideration for the No. 2 spot, or even ask for her consultation on the matter.

[At least they notified her of the ultimate choice via text message at 3 AM.]

"Set aside that Obama said she'd be on anybody's short list, set aside anybody's feelings on whether she was deliberately snubbed and the pros and cons of whether it should be her," a former Clinton strategist told CNN's Candy Crowley. "Focus on the politics of it and you have about a quarter of Clinton loyalists still not joining the caravan…for God's sake, not to even make a show of taking her seriously is flatly stupid."

[Having your political career handed to you on a silver platter in Chicago makes you overlook certain necessities like pretending to take opponents seriously.]

A top Clinton advisor also told CNN they were "outraged," over how the process was conducted.

"You can't put Eric Holder and Carolyn Kennedy on an hour plane ride to Chappaqua just to check the box? They should have done it just for the optics," this person said. "Barack never even said to her, 'Here's how I envision the job'– not one discussion with her about ."

[They couldn't be bothered to even go through the motions.]

"They thought her supporters were mad before? They are really mad now," this person also said. We knew it was never going to happen but you would have thought they might at least make a show of it."

[Start inflating Lucy's football.]

Former Clinton strategist Paul Begala echoed similar frustrations on CNN Friday night.

"I think there are a lot of Hillary voters who are going to say, 'Hey, wait a minute, man You said you were going to put her on the short list. You know, you didn't even vet her. You didn't call her. You didn't seek her advice,'" Begala said. "By the way, he didn't seek President Clinton's advice either. He's actually the guy who I think picked the best vice president in American history. You would think maybe you would sort of check in with him."

[Fury of the Forehead.]

Meanwhile, two sources familiar with Obama's VP search tell CNN's Roland Martin Clinton was very much under consideration, and it's wrong for anyone to suggest that she wasn't.

[Sure, sure. And now on to the DUmmies telling a large part of the Democrats to DROP DEAD!]

Who. F*cking. Cares?

[DROP DEAD!!!]

I agree. Frankly I am tired of their crap. The choices are Obama and mccain

[Better wait until Barack's coronation. In the meantime, there Hillary is holding onto Lucy's football. Hee! Hee!]

All I can say is: LISTEN UP ASSHOLES - SHUT THE F*CK UP UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY. Jesus H. Christ, this is getting ridiculous. You f*cking LOST already - get over it. Goddamn, I've never seen a sorrier group of sore losers.

[Is that you, David Axelrod?]

If we win, we will be set on the right track. However, if we lose, then there will be a lot of hard times to follow, and people will pay for the consequences of their actions

[Looking forward to a Democrat purge in November.]

Why won't they grow up? Did they never learn the concept of sportsmanship? This is outrageous!

[This is FUnnie!]

You're either loyal to the party or you're not. If your loyalty lies with one individual instead of the party, then f*ck off, we'll replace you with someone who cares more about America's future than your candidate's future.

[No Kumbaya singing for this DUmmie.]

i always figured PUMAS were just a bunch of republican shit stirrers

[You mean Perry Logan is really a Republican?]

These people are sorry, bitter little losers who continue to make their favorite Senator look really bad. They've done their damdest to ruin every victory and celebratory moement since the primaries ended, but they can't ruin this one. People are sick of them, and no one gives a shit about them anymore.

[Lucy promises not to ruin your party by pulling away the football.]

It's always about Hillary -- and THAT is the problem.

[And she is the one holding the football at the convention.]

F*ck those clowns, hope on board or be irrelevant... Their sense of entitlement is amazing... They need to wake up quick or risk becoming completely irrelevant forever...

[Guess who's holding the football? Hee! Hee!]

Well, boo-f*cking-hoo. Think I'll send 'em a case of Kleenix.

[Think I'll send you a case of Freudenschade champagne.]

F*ck them and the old gray mare they rode in on.

[Joe Biden rode in on his old gray fake hair.]

We need to quit criticizing Clinton supporters.

[Too late.]


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The Democrat convention this week should be verrrrrry interesting. I picked up several $1.25 large Tombstone pizzas yesterday at my secret market in preparation. All I need now is to lay in my beer supply.
1 posted on 08/24/2008 6:25:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!!


2 posted on 08/24/2008 6:26:30 AM PDT by visualops (artlife.us -nature photography desktop wallpapers)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 08/24/2008 6:26:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP TEN!!!!


4 posted on 08/24/2008 6:27:15 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: visualops

Wow! that’s a first for me lol


5 posted on 08/24/2008 6:27:57 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


6 posted on 08/24/2008 6:28:51 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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"By the way, he didn't seek President Clinton's advice either. He's actually the guy who I think picked the best vice president in American history. You would think maybe you would sort of check in with him."
Bill Clinton picked Teddy Roosevelt?
7 posted on 08/24/2008 6:33:14 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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You know, I was preparing myself to stop watching the news at a certain point because I really thought this election was gonna depress the heck out of me. But, it’s turning out to be not depressing, but very FUnnie!


8 posted on 08/24/2008 6:33:53 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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Think I'll send 'em a case of Kleenix.

Huh? What's that? A box of cereal or something? I'm laughing so hard I have to wipe my eyes with Kleenex.

9 posted on 08/24/2008 6:34:04 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama's just biden his time until McCain wins in November.)
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To: Condor51

I had to think for a minute who he picked because the word “best” doesn’t immediately conjure up Al Gore to me lol


10 posted on 08/24/2008 6:35:12 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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Why won't they grow up? Did they never learn the concept of sportsmanship?

Obama is PO'd at Hillary and snubs her completely for the VP pick. This is now our definition of sportsmanship. Welcome to Obama's World.

11 posted on 08/24/2008 6:35:58 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama's just biden his time until McCain wins in November.)
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"... I've never seen a sorrier group of sore losers...."

I think they are conveniently forgetting the entire Democrat party in 2000...

This is just too good.

12 posted on 08/24/2008 6:36:07 AM PDT by rlmorel (If they can call George "Dubya", we can call Barack "Hussein")
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To: bcsco

Kleenix sounds like glass cleaner. If I had to look at a DUmmie up close and personal, I’d need some Kleenix for my eyes too.


13 posted on 08/24/2008 6:36:40 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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Their sense of entitlement is amazing...

They're Democrats. It comes with the territory.

14 posted on 08/24/2008 6:39:20 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: visualops

Nah, I figured out what this DUmmie meant. He want’s them nixed off the face of the Earth. So what better than to send them a box of Kleenix? (No, I don’t really believe that).


15 posted on 08/24/2008 6:42:44 AM PDT by bcsco (Obama's just biden his time until McCain wins in November.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I kinda like the ticket of JOEBAMA! LOL


16 posted on 08/24/2008 6:43:23 AM PDT by RatsDawg (www.rootforamerica.com)
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They need to wake up quick or risk becoming completely irrelevant forever...

Oh, they're awake...and Barack is playing right into their master plan.

BWAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHAHA...

17 posted on 08/24/2008 6:44:51 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: PJ-Comix
You're either loyal to the party or you're not. If your loyalty lies with one individual instead of the party, then f*ck off, we'll replace you with someone who cares..
Yeah dammit, SCREW OFF!
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt -
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt.

Oops, wrong song.
Then again....


18 posted on 08/24/2008 6:46:34 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: RatsDawg

Obama bin Biden!


19 posted on 08/24/2008 6:48:55 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ...maybe I’m just being dense, but what does “pulling away the football” mean in this context? Denying Obama the nomination? Just undermining him?

I’d just love a little clarification.


20 posted on 08/24/2008 6:51:32 AM PDT by hoagy62 (No surrender, no retreat, no quarter, no compromise...no kidding!)
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