SATIRE
1 posted on
07/22/2008 8:28:12 PM PDT by
writer33
To: Allegra; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; ...
2 posted on
07/22/2008 8:28:45 PM PDT by
writer33
(I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
To: writer33
OK, that's it! I'm switching and buying a Boombox too!
7 posted on
07/22/2008 8:41:46 PM PDT by
smoothsailing
(Please help Bill Russell defeat John Murtha - Visit http://russellbrigade.com/)
To: writer33
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| Budweiser? <Expletive deleted> Budweiser. Pabst Blue... I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore. |
8 posted on
07/22/2008 8:41:49 PM PDT by
Hoplite
To: writer33
“The new owners have been floating names such as ‘Morning Dew,’ or ‘Bouquet de Bud.’ This will be as good for America as Anthony Kennedy has been for the Supreme Court.”
Classic!!
To: writer33
I realize this is satire. but I have been considering seeking out an “American” brew alternative like Sam Adams or Boulevard.
Truth is, it is getting hard to find anything owned, or made in America. Our nation’s assets and traditional businesses are being bought out by foreigners. And with those traditions goes our core foundation that made America great.
13 posted on
07/22/2008 9:01:58 PM PDT by
o_zarkman44
(No Bull in 08!)
To: writer33
No kidding... many new Coor's drinkers..
Wont kill all sales.. but will dent them..
17 posted on
07/22/2008 10:07:17 PM PDT by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: writer33
I was going to say....WHOA WAIT A MINUTE....I clicked, hoping to see “SATIRE”. Thanks for the clarification! :)
To: writer33
Too bad, Bud sucks as is.
21 posted on
07/23/2008 2:18:01 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(If God wanted us to be Socialist, Karl Marx would have been born in America.)
To: writer33
From JR at the link above -
"That’s ridiculous these article. Who wrote this ridiculous article has anything to do. Go home, go to work, produce something util."
Give that guy another beer! I have to agree. Who sits around dreaming up this kinda stuff?
23 posted on
07/23/2008 5:31:05 AM PDT by
Libloather
(July is Liberal Awareness Month.)
To: writer33
The “King Of Beers” will indeed have a flavor made for a king, flushing years of perfection down the toilet. If you stop and think about it, sooner or later the King of Beers winds up getting flushed down the toilet anyway.
To: writer33
flushing years of perfection down the toilet.
If bud is beer perfection, I'd hate to think what they think a bad beer tastes like. There is nothing worse out there than Bud products, from a taste and quality standpoint...
28 posted on
07/23/2008 6:34:45 AM PDT by
TexasGunLover
("Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists."-- President George W. Bush)
To: writer33
To: writer33
This may be satire but they have already went fruity with the lime business.
To: writer33
LOL, with a grain of truth no doubt.
34 posted on
07/23/2008 9:58:43 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: writer33
If it wasn’t obvious early on, it certainly became obvious that it was satire when you got to this part.
“The “King Of Beers” will indeed have a flavor made for a king, flushing years of perfection down the toilet.”
Perfection....
bwahahahahahahahahahaha...
36 posted on
07/23/2008 10:10:22 AM PDT by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
To: writer33
Too bad. If they actually added some taste back in, that would be a good thing.
37 posted on
07/23/2008 10:13:35 AM PDT by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: writer33
The “King Of Beers” will indeed have a flavor made for a king, flushing years of perfection down the toilet. Odd, I thought the toilet is where it originated.
39 posted on
07/23/2008 3:52:17 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(When hopelessness replaces hope, it opens the door to evil.)
To: writer33
It can only make it better.
BTW Bud is not only not ‘The King of Beers’ it is not beer at all.
Beer is made from water, malted barley, hops, yeast and NOTHING ELSE.
The rice in Bud makes it a malt beverage, same as ‘Zima’.
40 posted on
07/23/2008 3:59:54 PM PDT by
Dinsdale
To: writer33
The “King Of Beers” will indeed have a flavor made for a king, flushing years of perfection down the toilet. As opposed to down the urinal as is usually is. :)
42 posted on
07/23/2008 4:05:39 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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