Posted on 07/21/2008 8:46:04 AM PDT by SvenWaring
The Grinch nixes another holiday. What's next? Roast beast tax?
Everyone down in Whoville liked tax holidays A LOT. But, the Grinch, who lived north of D.C., the Grinch he DID NOT!
The Grinch hated tax breaks. Don't ask the reason. It took money from the quote-unquote "poor"... and cut cash for his sleazing.
So the Grinch growled, his fingers nervously drumming. I must. I must keep this gas tax holiday from coming.
Then a thought dawned and turned into a smile. The grin the Grinch shows when he's about to defile.
I'll take this tax break and turn it inside out. I'll increase their taxes and shake them about.
We'll tax hybrids and low-riders, Harleys and trikes. We'll tax midget clowns riding highwire bikes
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Gotta love it....PING!!
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