DUmmie FUnnies 11-28-07 ("Rather Speaks On Rathergate")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 28, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[The Drowning Witch]

Can anyone point out for me the exact location in the human anatomical construct, the location of the “splincter”?

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Also, anyone who thinks that those docs weren't forged is really gullible. Their modern appearance is just the first giveaway. The timeline and terminology are wrong,too. The Thornburgh report's expert found them to be fakes, as did most other experts. Even the experts CBS hired to authenticate the docs say they were fakes. I'm looking forward to the trial, if it ever goes forward, for the sheer entertainment value. Except that it is kind of sad to see Rather humiliate himself this way.

You raise some very good points, you must be a...LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Stand tall Rather. Your story was accurate. CBS knows it but fed you to the wolves to curry favor with the Royal Court and cover up the irresponsible behavior of spoiled snow inhaler and youthful drunk, little boy Bush.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

Rather's outster was DESIGNED BY KARL ROVE.

Karl Rove always wins. Don't you HUffies get that?

[Right_Wing_Madman]

His story is true, but I will not try to convince any of you "Right-Wing Troll Propagandists" who have been paid to come to this site by your "Masters,"

Yeah, I'll admit it. I'm on Karl Rove's payroll.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

No documents were proven to be forged. What are you talking about? SUCKER!

[Even though the typeface and superscripts didn't exist on machines at military bases in the 70s.]



"Gee, thanks all you Freepers."

[Ditter]

I love it that ole Dan is still stewing about getting caught in his lies. I’ll bet his blood pressure is 250/150.

[MindBender26]

Charles.... It’s time for you and Dan to head off to The Home....

:~)

Loved it.

[steveegg]

And that's a perfect way to end a 5-beer BoobTube/ClintonNewsNetwork debate drunkblog (and even at that, I finished behind VodkaPundit).

I'm almost drunk enough to provide a performance. Thankfully, I have neither have a microphone nor proper mixing software.

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[dirtbiker]

VERY NICE, Charles!

I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I not only know the song you parodied, but I used to own it....

Almost....

[dirtbiker]

Can anyone point out for me the exact location in the human anatomical construct, the location of the “splincter”?

On your finger, after you mishandle a rough piece of lumber, or wherever on the body rough wood may have been applied, voluntarily or otherwise....

(Beware of Splincters!)

[decal]

I don't think SeeBS is going to settle on this one: Rather Dandruffed ignored the researchers and disobeyed the bosses in going forward with the story and they will make him pay for it now - he may do a William Jennings Bryan and croak after being so badly humiliated on the witness stand.

CH, THAT is your magnum opus beyond any doubt; it needs to be recorded, stat.

[Paul Heinzman]

It won’t surprise me if, sometime before November, one of these nuts claims to have escaped from a detention center and writes a first-hand account of them.

[dirtbiker]

Why would they want to escape? They would have everything they profess to advocate: free health care, room, board, education, etc.

The only difference would be they would have to work in the underground sweatshops for said healthcare, room, board, education, etc., making the merchandise sold in the store above, and Halliburton/Walmart/Target would be taking care of everything instead of the fed govment....

(I think it's the thought of actually having to DO something that scares the $*!+ out of DUmmies and liberals....)

[Charles Henrickson]

Rather was the last real "Journalist" left on the MSM!

Is that you, Fidel?

[Ignatz]

...and in the process reveals what we all know to be true - that our current Commander in Chief is burned out coke freak...

Was this written during the Clinton administration?

[Ignatz]

"If Bush Kerry consented, the truth would be revealed."

Swift-boated-ly fixed.

[GeronL]

Dan Rather was not duped - the documents were never proven to be forgeries AND the facts of the reports have never been proven wrong. Chimpy was not duped on wmd - he lied because his handler (darth cheney) and all the other PNACers had such a hard-on to get to Saddam's oil. They knew exactly what they were doing and they achieved their goal - maybe chimpy didn't really understand the implications of the lies back then because he is so monumentally stupid - but you can be sure that darth and co. knew exactly what they were doing.

This has to be a rightwing plant, no liberal would hit on THAT many black helicopters in one paragraphs would they??

LOL