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DUmmie FUnnies 11-27-07 (Goracle Apparition In White House Triggers Wave of Severe BDS)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 27, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/27/2007 3:54:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

These people have no loyalty whatsoever. They will turn on anyone, anything, seen in the presence of the president. Their hero sits in the same room with Bush and he becomes hated by them.


21 posted on 11/27/2007 5:26:40 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (All I want for Christmas is a new tagline.)
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Class vs. Crass.

Ass vs. Crass.
22 posted on 11/27/2007 5:28:53 AM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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When invited Gore should have told him to go straight to hell.

Gore to Bush: "You sure there isn't anything I can get for you? How about lunch? You're not hungry? I'm sort of hungry myself..."
23 posted on 11/27/2007 5:31:43 AM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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We reap what we sow in just one lifetime! A past loser rigged the elections in 2000 and was selected as President. A qualified man was screwed by the electoral process and the likes of Nader

An UNqualified man was screwed elected TWICE by the electoral process and the likes of Nader Ross Perot.

There - that makes more sense.

24 posted on 11/27/2007 5:32:16 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I've been too busy for FR this weekend, because I did the things I refuse to let the invaders do.)
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IF AL GORE WAS PRESIDENT TODAY, OUR TROOPS WOULD NOT BE IN IRAQ, A MILLION IRAQI'S WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY, AND GEORGE BUSH WOULD NOT HAVE WON THE NOBEL PRIZE.

Correction: George Bush did not win the Nobel Prize. They only award that to failed U.S. politicians.
25 posted on 11/27/2007 5:34:15 AM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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Bush is destroying the solar system. The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too.

Tagline...GANKED!

26 posted on 11/27/2007 5:39:35 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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Yep. You can look into it at statcounter.com.

About the only things that SiteMeter has that StatCounter doesn't are outclicks (and the folks at StatCounter are beta-testing that) and the general support of advertisers and TTLB. On the flip side, you do get detailed logs of the previous 500 page loads (versus 100 visitors), the option of an invisible counter or text-only counter (versus no option for either) and the full IP addresses (versus the last octet being obscured).

27 posted on 11/27/2007 6:17:23 AM PST by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: PJ-Comix
Al Gore slipped out the side door of the West Wing.

Was he wearing a disguise?


28 posted on 11/27/2007 6:41:56 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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In his private Oval. . . .

Algore's private Oval:


29 posted on 11/27/2007 6:45:18 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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What the DUmmies FAIL to realize is that their passion about things is NOT shared by the Democrats. The Democrats are part of the ole boy network that has been established in DC since, heck, since the founding of DC.

These idiots REALLY think its about good guys vs bad guys, they project their delusions on their heroes (Democrats), only to be sorely disappointed when said Democrats don't act like they want them too.

DUmmies are children who have only aged, they never grew up.

30 posted on 11/27/2007 6:48:59 AM PST by Paradox (Politics: The art of convincing the populace that your delusions are superior to others.)
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Gore could beat the crap out of Bush.... If he could catch him.

That small child wrapped around Algore's waist would definitely slow him down.

31 posted on 11/27/2007 6:57:35 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Gore could beat the crap out of Bush . . .

. . . and then eat it.


32 posted on 11/27/2007 7:03:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Look at that sneering smirk on Bush's face. The man has no shame, no heart, no conscience.

You infer all that from this photo??

And you call that a "sneering smirk"??!

Anybody got that photo from the 2000 debate where Algore stood behind Bush and sneered?

33 posted on 11/27/2007 7:09:08 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Thanks Al Gore for giving Bush a photo-op for his libarary, you useful idiot!

I completely disagree! Algore is a USELESS idiot!

34 posted on 11/27/2007 7:12:54 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Bush ALWAYS gets his way, he always at the end of the day, wins, doesn't he?

After seven years, you think you'd have got the memo.

BTW, phone lines are open at our BDS Suicide Hotline, 1-800-BUSH-WON. Operators are standing by.

35 posted on 11/27/2007 7:15:47 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Im pissed that Al didnt clean prez f*cksupalot's clock for him!!! Damn it, Al. That was a perfect opportunity and you didnt bitchslap that sissy cheerleader.

President Bush is in MUCH better shape than Fat Albert. Have you seen the pictures of him clearing brush on his Crawford ranch? Also, there's that little thing called the Secret Service.

36 posted on 11/27/2007 7:19:14 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Bush is a despicable creature. His position on global warming is nothing short of criminal. He is an enemy of the planet.

DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"

Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate

Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS

Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

37 posted on 11/27/2007 7:22:32 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Bush is a despicable creature. His position on global warming is nothing short of criminal. He is an enemy of the planet.

PEOPLE (WHO DON'T HATE BUSH)
Tune: "People"

People
People who don't hate Bush
Are the f*ckingest people that I hate
They're lemmings
Following their leader
And yet, lacking a full-grown brain
Dare to call us insane
For hating Bush more hotly than Hitler

DUmmies
Are very angry people
We're the angriest people in the world
Toward one person
One very evil person
A feeling deep in your bowel
Says you should curse, you should howl
Now your anger's the worst
But first be a person who hates

People
People who don't hate Bush
Are the f*ckingest people that I hate!

38 posted on 11/27/2007 7:23:50 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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I would have decked Bush like a PUSSY.

How do you know what that would be like? Do you often deck your pussy?

39 posted on 11/27/2007 7:29:23 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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Gore should have stay above this going to Bush for some meaningless award or recognition. . . .

Algore can't help going to meaningless award ceremonies. That's all he does these days.

40 posted on 11/27/2007 7:31:01 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algoraphobia.)
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