DUmmie FUnnies 11-12-07 (Airhead Liberal Chick Never Heard of the Kurds)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 12, 2007 | Nixin1 and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Some leftwingers are committed activists. Others are that way because, well, it's sorta the kewl thing to do and lots and lots of my friends are leftwing idiots so I just had to go along with the crowd and spout nonsense that I heard second-hand. Such was the case with the airhead liberal chick in the video above. Asked a semi-tough question as happened here and her circuits overload to the point she can only sputter some recycled idiocy about the REPUBLICANS! You have to wonder about our education system when folks like this airhead liberal chick can regurgitate leftwing nonsense but is too DUmb to even know who the Kurds are. And is that a pierced tongue that I see?

(You can watch the video of the Airhead Liberal Chick on my DUmmie FUnnies BLOG.)

[PJ-Comix]

This Airhead Liberal Chick probably gets her political philosophy from watching MTV.

[DocRock]

top 10

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Whoa, top 10!

Now to read PJ’s humor!

[SoDak]

top 10

[Yo-Yo]

"Is that large Kurd or small Kurd?"

[Grizzled Bear]

Top 10!

[Jaysun]

In like flinn before ten.

[dead]

Ugly, stupid and loud.

[doorgunner69]

8?

[darkwing104]

If you want to have fun ask them how much a Nickle Bag goes for...

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

What a nitwit!

[BoringGuy]

Doesn't know kurds...no whey

< Ducking >

[sauropod]

She’s really stoopid!

[NeoCaveman]

Talk about stuck on stupid

[LonePalm]

Assorted

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[reagan_fanatic]

Along came a spider and sat down beside her ... and seemed intelligent by comparison.

[BoringGuy]

Along came a spider and sat down beside her ... and seemed intelligent by comparison.

...and frightened all brain cells away

[MaxMax]

LOL. I used to manage clubs and I would ask my waitresses a simple
math question that they almost always got wrong.,

Q: Does twenty five dollar bills equal the same amount as five twenty dollar bills?

[darkwing104]

Reminds a lot of Jay Leno’s Sidewalk Quizzes

[steveegg]

“Too much peroxide in her past” top 25.

[Roscoe Karns]

Was that Barbara Boxer?

[muir_redwoods]

Ask them how many four cent stamps in a dozen

[The Right Stuff]

Man that girl was really uninformed. I’d be embarrassed to show my face around campus after that YouTube hits.

[hsalaw]

Can anyone really be that stupid?

[Choose Ye This Day]

Now, what I’ve always wondred is: If the Turks and the Kurds can resolve their differences and unite...

...will they then be called Turds?

[cdcdawg]

is she any worse than the moron from Time that said Hillary Clinton is a “moral conservative?”

“You can’t fix stupid. It’s forever.” Ron White

[varyouga]

The young lady shows acute signs of Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

Just keeps mumbling something incoherent about ‘Bush’ and’Republicans’.

Saying gems like:

‘The people that were killed in Saddam Hussein’
‘The Republicans that wanted to put Bush into college or something. They made him’
‘Sorry, my dad didn’t tell me about [the Kurds]’
‘[I’m sorry about the millions of people killed by Saddam] but it’s not my fault because I didn’t vote for Bush’

[txroadkill]

Wow PJ, that contest sure attracted a lot of DUmmys to the comment section of your Blog, pretty soon you’re going to have to DUmmy your own blog.

[MoochPooch]

She reminds me of a former roommate, a recent college graduate, who told me all about the “horrible things” we did to the Japanese in World War II.

When I told her about the atrocities committed by the Japanese, she stared at me quizically, then mumbled, “Oh.”

[Paul Heinzman]

She’s probably getting her political and historical philosophy from college professors who either think that the extermination of the Kurds didn’t matter or didn’t happen. I hope that’s not true, and she’s just ignorant. Ignorance can be cured; brainwashing is harder to fix.

[Purrcival]

Mmmmmm...cottage cheese sounds really good right about now. I think I’ll have the large Kurd with pears, please.

[Purrcival]

Or try this one:

Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bowling balls?

Guess which one they choose, every time?

(heeheehee...of course the correct answer is NEITHER, because they both weigh a ton)

[Purrcival]

Can anyone really be that stupid?

Apparently so.

[MaxMax]

Heh, I’ll take Valley girl for 500 Alex.

[mnehring]

PJ, the term "Chick" is generally reserved for cute girls, this one fits more in the mold of a buzzard. Cute liberal airhead chicks are hard to find. I can only think of one.

[decal]

Well, OK, but did she like Lyin’ for Lambs?

[Jet Jaguar]

Poor girl.

She has no idea for what she fights for or against.

It is pitiful.

[MindBender26]

There should be a poll test to vote.

Sample Questions: (nothing harder than this)

The highest legislative body in the US is the:

A. House of Representatives
B. Grammy Awards
C. Senate
D. Supreme Court

Puerto Rico is a US:

A. State
B. City
C. Governor
D. Territory

To be president of the US, you must be:

A. 21 years of age, but 18 in some states
B. A natural-born citizen
C. A former Senator
D. A registered voter

The Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court is

A. John Roberts
B. John Kerry
C. Margaret Thatcher
D. Thomas Jefferson

The Bill of Rights contains the first ten amendments to the:

A. U.N. charter
B. Washington DC city limits
C. Declaration of Independence
D. U.S Constitution

If they got three out of the five right, they could vote. Most of these liberal kids couldn’t even get two.

[freedomlover]

Q: Does twenty five dollar bills equal the same amount as five twenty dollar bills?

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Depends. Is the first group dollar bills or five dollar bills?

Or maybe I am just as dumb.

[murdoog]

Well, he does say five dollar bills.

I don’t think you are just as dumb. I know when I saw the question I had to look at it two or three times to make sure it wasn’t a trick question. Simple questions are like that sometimes.

[mowowie]

As I was growing older I’d look back and wish that I was still in my early 20’s. Now that i’m 40 I thank god i’m not one of these current-age young twits or around them, Maybe if I was back in the 80’s but not now.

[mowowie]

“Ask them how many four cent stamps in a dozen”

Good opening question to ask if you find a talkety lib sitting next to you at a bar. If He can’t answer just instantly move 4 seats down.

I was at a restaurant with my ex-GF and her friend. I asked tough questions like how long does it take the Earth to spin around once? How long does it take the Earth to move around the sun once? Etc.
Both of them looked at me like I had two heads and neither had an answer.
As you can imagine conversations with the ex were pretty simplistic. Hence the word “Ex”.