Q: What is your occupation?
MS N: I'm a lead investigator.
Q: When you went to Iraq what were you told was your mission?
MS N: Actually, we thought we were just going for rice wrapped in grape leaves....a little carryout a little coffee and then we'd be back home.
Q: Is it your testimony that you didn't know you were going to Iraq to question witnesses, that you thought you were actually going for a little lunch break? <> MS N: Yes, sir.
Q: Is it possible that this understanding of your mission could be the reason you did not take a tape recorder?
MS N: Oh, absolutely sir. We would never do a professional investigation with witnesses without having the proper equipment.
Q: In your field, MS N, is it common to go over to Iraq for a light lunch?
MS N: It happens all the time, sir. A little photo op, a chance for a line in your record that says you were in a battle zone, a nice hazardous duty raise for that month. It's a career enhancer, sir.
Q: Do you have anything to tell the court, MS N?
MS N: Surely I do. If I'd had any idea that I was going to Iraq on anything other than a lunch break, I would have brought a lot of professional equipment.
Q: Would that have included a brain, MS N?
MS N: No, sir. That would be against NCIS policy.
LOL! Would really be funny if it was not so close to the truth!
That’s classic. Unfortunately it’s probably very close to accurate. Especially the part about a brain not being used as an investigative tool by the NCIS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I could never top that one! Simply perfect.