DUmmie FUnnies 05-20-07 (John Edwards Politicizes Memorial Day)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 20, 2007 | John Edwards, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[txroadkill]

...as the daughter of an Navy pilot...

Aside from the bad grammar, there is no such thing. Which goes along with my theory that only an idiot would be a Democrat.

[txroadkill]

(one great grandfather died at 92 from a fall he took while ice skating)

My great great grandmother died in a car wreck at 102, but it wasn't all tragic, they were able to save her baby.

My apologies to Larry the Cable Guy.

[Democratshavenobrains]

These people are so stupid. They are really dumb enough to think that the rest of the world would do anything if Bush wasn’t President. They did nothing in Serbia until we did something.

[JRios1968]

I feel so dirty and used after following the link to the BreckGirl’s Puffington Host spew-piece.

The DUmmies, Huffies and Kommies truly earn the disdain I feel for them on an hourly basis.

[Pinkbell]

"The quickest possible way to end this vile disaster the Bush clan started is to impeach Bush and Cheney and to ask the world community for help in cleaning up the mess these criminals created. As long as Bush/Cheney/Rice are in power the rest of the world is perfectly content to watch us twist in the wind. If we show the world that we are, indeed, a nation of laws and that we do indeed live by the values we profess to uphold they will be more than willing to help us out."

Sure, you folks have been working on that impeachment for a while now. How is that going? Oh, so we are supposed to kick our President out of office and run and suck up to those who don't agree with us in countries like France. We the tell them we are too weak to finish a war we started, they were right all along, and we need their help. Wow! That makes the U.S. really look like the leader of the Free World, doesn't it? I guess this figures because no one can accuse the pacifist HUffies of being very brave or tough. A nation of laws and values, eh? The HUffies are talking about laws and values? Since when did they care about the Constitution? What kind of values do they have? Immoral, culture of death, socialist beliefs aren't values!

[Bogtrotter52]

I LOVE Dummie Funnies. With this move, the Edwards Presidential bid has had its “jump the shark” moment. He is now as viable a candidate as Sharpton, Kucinich, Jesse Jackson, etc. were in past elections. Can the left go lower? Come on H Gate Cult, the nomination and election are a loooong ways off, and they are just getting started. This is nothing compared to what is likely to come. LOL

[doorgunner69]

People like me are seen as crazy, not partiotic.

Hmmm, "partiotic". Witha all the "party" drugs you have undoubtedly consumed over the years, you probably are "partiotic".

[doorgunner69]

As long as Bush/Cheney/Rice are in power

Karl Rove is deeply saddened he was not included in the list of the evil elite.

[TNCMAXQ]

How low can these people go.

Anyway, all this moonbat nonsense makes me want all the more to head to DC this weekend to protest them. Are FR members going to gather anywhere in particular? I sure hope to be there. In addition to the major Gathering of Eagles rally I read there is to be a ceremony at 11 on the 26th at the Navy memorial. Anyone going to be there? That is a very nice site.

[Charles Henrickson]

A Deeper Purpose

The Purpose-Driven Left.

[Charles Henrickson]

The American people voted last fall to stand by our troops, end the war, and bring our soldiers home.

They did? I don't recall seeing that referendum on my ballot.

[Charles Henrickson]

Some will say that this weekend is not the right time. . . . They may say it is not patriotic, or that it does not honor the fallen.

"Some," i.e., most normal Americans.

[Charles Henrickson]

I have offered Americans 10 suggested actions. . . .

1. Trim those split ends!
2. Be sure to use plenty of conditioner.
3. Air-dry, rather than blow-dry, to reduce damage.
4. SOFT-bristle brush ONLY!
5. Cucumbers will remove puffiness and bags from under eyes.
6. Eight glasses of water a day to hydrate skin!
7. Moisturize before going to bed.
8. A professional manicure will pay off in the long run.
9. Heavy desserts will go straight to your thighs. Try fruit instead.
10. Find your happy place and GO THERE! Too much stress means frowns and wrinkles. No thank you!

[Charles Henrickson]

It was only four decades ago that . . .

. . . I first took a serious interest in hair care.

[Charles Henrickson]

The quickest possible way to end this vile disaster the Bush clan started is to impeach Bush and Cheney. . . .

The moonbats' magic answer to everything.

[Charles Henrickson]

You're a very well spoken lawyer.

Is that a left-handed compliment?

[Charles Henrickson]

You're a very well spoken lawyer.

He's clean, articulate, AND well-moisturized!

[Charles Henrickson]

I have given Charles H. permission to take over my DUFU blog in the event of my demise.

Let's hope you don't run into a little . . . accident.

{heh heh heh}

[kevkrom]

Aside from the bad grammar, there is no such thing [as a Navy pilot]

Um... you might want to have a chat with an F-14 pilot once before you say such a thing...

[Eagle of Liberty]

three simple worlds. As he put it then, there comes a time when "silence is a betrayal"

Nope. That's four words. Nice counting Breck!

It has been said that dissent is the highest form of patriotism. Mark Twain once wrote that the government must not "decide who is a patriot and who isn't." President Theodore Roosevelt went even farther. He said that to say there should be no criticism of a president is not only "unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

Nope again. Government is NOT deciding who is a patriot. We are by listening to your ANTI-AMERICAN BANTER! And you are NOT criticizing the President, you are DENIGRATING our troops and AIDING AND COMFORTING our enemy. BIG DIFFERENCE! He is calling US the traitors? Laughable.