DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-07 ("Catcalls Drowned Out Hillary Fans At DNC Meeting")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #973.

[gate2wire]

Just listened to that. Very strange.

[X-FID]

I always thought it was the other way around. We had global cooling in the 50's - 70's, then the bandwagon became global warming. Oh, well I just can't keep my fuzzy science straight.

They have learned that the only important thing is to scare everybody and I hear a lot of the mentally challenged repeating the nonsense.

They already use the term climate change, I think that will replace Global warming eventually since it covers just about everything

[Charles Henrickson]

Hillary Clinton is strong. . . .

The odor is strong with this one.

"PANTSUIT IN THE WIND"
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"

Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."

And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.

[Ditter]

Waaaa! I don't know how to do homeword! Now homework I might be able to figure out, but you could just tell me. %:P

[Charles Henrickson]

Typical vile, smelly. . . .

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

[investigateworld]

LOL!!! That's funny!

[Charles Henrickson]

She would have received a much warmer reception at the RNC meeting.

That's because Republicans are responsible for global warming.

[Charles Henrickson]

Clinton's welcome was not just less enthusiastic, but hostile. . . .

"No, I WON'T change my clothes! In fact, get a whiff of THIS!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Clinton's welcome was not just less enthusiastic, but hostile. . . .

Howard Dean even sent her off to the Phantom Zone for a while:

[Charles Henrickson]

Barack is thinking: "You know, she's not that
articulate and she's definitely not as clean."

[Purrcival]

Actually, PJ, I am surprised that you didn't award a Kewpie Doll for a Brief Moment of Mental Clarity to the DUmmie who wrote this post:

"We've seen actors become politicians but with Hillary, the politician is an actor. etc."

[Purrcival]

It may have been in HUffieland, but they're still DUmmies over there.

[beckysueb]

She has such cold expressionless eyes.

[mowowie]

Be afraid of Obama, We had a black candidate for gov here in MA with "YES WE CAN!!" nobody thought he had any chance.....WRONG. This "YOU CAN DO IT!!" sounds eerily familiar.

[mowowie]

Clinton knows that playing to these tools won't get her elected. she'll just try to play them like a piano for what it's worth. Her goal is to try to fool the semi-smart folk into buying her BS.

[bcsco]

They already use the term climate change, I think that will replace Global warming eventually since it covers just about everything

Exactly. It's the new 'catch word' for the global warming religion. The scientists begin by building models to support their assumptions. Those models are never scientifically proven or dis-proven but other scientists use those model guides to build ones of their own which-wonder of wonders-justify the first model. The MSM and eco community jump on the bandwagon and finally politicians see it as a good way to control more of people's lives. 'Climate Change' simply suits everybody's agenda.

[kevkrom]

Hillary wants it both ways on almost every issue.

The "benburch" method of politics.

[kevkrom]

There is no substance to her persona, she's only playing a part, playing to a perceived audience that encompasses half of the electorate plus one... She has demonstrated the willingness to take any position that might advance her ambitions. Anyone who wants Power that badly cannot be trusted. Therefore, on any given occasion, her "stand" on an issue does not necessarily reflect her beliefs (if she has any) but rather her political perception of the "right" answer. A country cannot be governed by this formula, the Ship of State cannot sail without a moral compass and citizens cannot rely on a person who views the Presidency only as a personal triumph.

Bill Clinton did this for 8 years, and yet every single one of y'all, including the so-called "men", would gladly have changed places with Monica.

[kevkrom]

Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis.

There is no "depression" -- we're in an economic boom. And despite that, inflation is in check too. As far as an "oil crisis", that's rich coming from the people who stand in the way of ANWR drilling.