DUmmie FUnnies 02-06-07 ("Catcalls Drowned Out Hillary Fans At DNC Meeting")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 6, 2007 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[dirtbiker]

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" I want you to get up right now. Get up. Go to your windows, open your windows, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Things have got to change my friends. You've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open your window, stick your head out and yell, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

OK, OK, ALREADY!!!!

Here's an idea: why don't you go to your oven, turn on the gas, and stick you head in with a lit cigarette in your mouth, all the time chanting, "I'm stupid as H*LL, and I can't take it anymore!"

As an extra added bonus, you won't even have to get out of your chair to do it....

[decal]

"Oh, and we can be sure to find out Barack's Columbia University involvement with the Young Socialists thanx to Hillary who has been careful to suppress her favorable college thesis about almost commie, Saul Alinsky."

Sounds like the GOP has a potential October Surprise of their own...

[dirtbiker]

"Opposition research" would no doubt have its own accounting folder.

"Opposition research" would be a separate database, with it's own zip code....

[gate2wire]

"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Another DUmmie/KOmmie/HUffie who thinks life is a movie. Twits. Spit.

[steveegg]

And at the back of the Top-25...

steveegg

[decal]

"Unfortunately for them, all their objections to Hillary won't mean a thing when it comes to primary time because Hillary has a bankroll of several hundred million dollars to buy the nomination."

Fortunately for this country, she'll have to use most of it in the next 16 months, and even then she'll find out that you can buy popularity in high school but not in a national election.

[Charles Henrickson]

Definitely, the applause at the end of her address was much louder than when she'd started. . . .

They cheered when Ed Mc Mahon told Carnac: "I hold in my hand the LAST envelope!"

[PJ-Comix]

Barbara still working on that song. She is getting music that fits her key.

[PJ-Comix]

With all of Hillary's money, I bet she can make a campaign commericial as sophisticated as the one in this VIDEO.

[Charles Henrickson]

who would put it past them to think they'll live to see their daughter become president, too?

Or one of many teenagers and young adults in Arkansas.

[Liberty Valance]

"We've seen actors become politicians but with Hillary, the politician is an actor. There is no substance to her persona, she's only playing a part, playing to a perceived audience that encompasses half of the electorate plus one. Moreover, she has betrayed a trust. She is no ordinary Democrat, she is the former First Lady and has name recognition far beyond her own personal achievements. In a position with the potential to accomplish great good, her only accomplishment is self promotion. She has demonstrated the willingness to take any position that might advance her ambitions. Anyone who wants Power that badly cannot be trusted. Therefore, on any given occasion, her "stand" on an issue does not necessarily reflect her beliefs (if she has any) but rather her political perception of the "right" answer. A country cannot be governed by this formula, the Ship of State cannot sail without a moral compass and citizens cannot rely on a person who views the Presidency only as a personal triumph."

A glimmer of cogent thought at the DUmp. How did that one get through?

[Charles Henrickson]

I have noted that when Huffington Post shows a picture of Hillary it is always unflattering.

Areola would need an industrial-strength airbrush to get a flattering picture of Hillary.

Here's the most flattering one I could find:

[NeoCaveman]

They can hate Hillary! all they want, she will be their nominee.

[Charles Henrickson]

arianna has a hard-on for hillary.

Where does Al Franken fit into all of this?

[Charles Henrickson]

Clinton is a nefarious, machiavellian asshole. . . .

OK, OK, so nobody's perfect!

[PJ-Comix]

IKE!...BOB! ..... IKE!...BOB ..... IKE!...BOB! ..... IKE!...BOB!

When you listen to that commercial I posted enough times, you just can't help doing impressions of it.

IKE!...BOB! ..... IKE!...BOB ..... IKE!...BOB! ..... IKE!...BOB!

[Charles Henrickson]

She is a corporate whore and a closet neo-con!

Love, love, love. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

There is no substance to her persona, she's only playing a part. . . .

But she's doing it FOR THE CHILDREN™!

[bcsco]

The latest change being rain and the general Global Cooling that seems to be going on.

We've had just about 5 inches of that global cooling drop since this a.m. All this after temps around 0⁰F without the windchill. I BELIEVVVVVVVVVVE!!!!! /S

[Charles Henrickson]

She is no ordinary Democrat, she is the former First Lady and has name recognition far beyond her own personal achievements.

STAND BY YOUR MAN

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