Posted on 02/06/2007 1:26:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #973.
Just listened to that. Very strange.
They have learned that the only important thing is to scare everybody and I hear a lot of the mentally challenged repeating the nonsense.
They already use the term climate change, I think that will replace Global warming eventually since it covers just about everything
The odor is strong with this one.
"PANTSUIT IN THE WIND"
Tune: "Candle in the Wind"
Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, "Change your clothes."
And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
LOL!!! That's funny!
That's because Republicans are responsible for global warming.
"No, I WON'T change my clothes! In fact, get a whiff of THIS!"
Howard Dean even sent her off to the Phantom Zone for a while:
Barack is thinking: "You know, she's not that
articulate and she's definitely not as clean."
Actually, PJ, I am surprised that you didn't award a Kewpie Doll for a Brief Moment of Mental Clarity to the DUmmie who wrote this post:
"We've seen actors become politicians but with Hillary, the politician is an actor. etc."
It may have been in HUffieland, but they're still DUmmies over there.
She has such cold expressionless eyes.
Clinton knows that playing to these tools won't get her elected. she'll just try to play them like a piano for what it's worth. Her goal is to try to fool the semi-smart folk into buying her BS.
Exactly. It's the new 'catch word' for the global warming religion. The scientists begin by building models to support their assumptions. Those models are never scientifically proven or dis-proven but other scientists use those model guides to build ones of their own which-wonder of wonders-justify the first model. The MSM and eco community jump on the bandwagon and finally politicians see it as a good way to control more of people's lives. 'Climate Change' simply suits everybody's agenda.
The "benburch" method of politics.
Bill Clinton did this for 8 years, and yet every single one of y'all, including the so-called "men", would gladly have changed places with Monica.
There is no "depression" -- we're in an economic boom. And despite that, inflation is in check too. As far as an "oil crisis", that's rich coming from the people who stand in the way of ANWR drilling.
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