Posted on 01/28/2007 1:09:09 PM PST by FairOpinion
Before the U.S. military invaded Iraq in 2003, confident members of the Bush administration predicted that American troops would be greeted by singing and dancing in the streets.
Vice President Dick Cheney was quoted as saying, "I really do believe we will be greeted as liberators."
Ask any Democrat and you will be informed that the vice president was wildly off the mark, and that the Iraqi people actually viewed our brave troops as perfect examples of "The Ugly American."
Liberals will tell you that no one celebrated the arrival of U.S. forces.
That is, until Speaker Pelosi arrived in Baghdad on Friday.
When word of the Speaker's arrival spread, Baghdad was inundated with revelers who delivered on the promise that there would be "dancing and singing in the streets."
Unfortunately, the celebrants were all insurgents, or to be more accurate, terrorists, including thugs from Al-Quaeda. That would be the same Al-Quaeda that Pelosi continues to insist has never been, and will never be, in Iraq.
Others joining in the festive party making include Jihadists sent by Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, terrorists sent by Syria's President Bashar al-Asad, and a special greeting envoy sent by Osama bin Laden.
Pelosi has not been touted by this many criminals and social untouchables since San Francisco natives went ballistic over her reelection last November.
Of course the Iranians, Syrians, Iraqi insurgents, and Osama's hit men were deliriously happy to see Pelosi in town. They realize that the Speaker is on their side and will do anything, and everything, to prevent President Bush from winning the war.
In fact, the terrorists regard Pelosi so highly that they had planned to designate her as an honorary imam, the only woman so honored.
But when Pelosi attempted to pull the niqab veil over her head, she found that the garment was about five sizes too small.
Pelosi staffers deny that the Speaker's head has grown that much since her coronation on January 5.
Absolutely. Don't let you mislead by the first lines! The whole piece is just awesome!
I didn't want to spoil it by giving a clue up front.
Much better this way -- just keep reading. :)
She was also greeted by a troupe featuring the celebrated M'hooun, the "Arab Dance of Much Honor," in which the dancers gyrate their hips wildly in the direction of the guest, then finish by lowering their pantaloons and brandishing their buttocks, often accompanied by a chorus of flatulence.
The bad thing is that this is believable.
Did she visit any of the Troops? Maybe those guys have suffered enough?
The Liberals lied: our troops WERE accepted as liberators.
Readers Digest even reported about a new Iraqi mother who named her child after President George W. Bush.
LOL
I fancy the winds, myself.
SNORT!!!!!!!
Bump for later read.
roflmao.
i wonder how much singing and dancing whould of been done if they knew she was just as happy when they were all under sodamn insanes boot...???
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