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DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-06 (Obama Orgasma)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2006 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/11/2006 6:25:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

HuffPo actually posted that story about Chelsea's boyfriend's dad being a crook! The comments on that story from the whining Clinton lovers is even funnier.


41 posted on 12/11/2006 7:38:59 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix

"Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks,"

Charisma? Charm? Humor? My Gosh! These people are deluded! Gore has all the charm of the frozen chicken I just took out of the freezer.


42 posted on 12/11/2006 7:40:58 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Charles Henrickson
I love what one critic called Harding's speeches: "an army of pompous phrases moving across the landscape in search of an idea." Here's a sample:

Was that critic H.L. Mencken? BTW, Harding sort of helped make Miami Beach down here by being "kidnapped." What happened is that after his election in 1920, Harding wintered down here in the Miami area for a vacation. He was staying on a yacht in the middle of Biscayne Bay between Miami and Miami Beach. He was scheduled to meet with Miami officials but just as those officials arrived so too did Carl Fisher, the developer of Miami Beach. The Miami officials read their official proclamations and with that done, Fisher informed Harding of great poker, golf, and liquor on Miami Beach. He then proceeded to whisk Harding away to Miami Beach on his boat, much to the outrage of the city of Miami officials. Harding's stay on Miami Beach gave great publicity to that locale which was mostly unknown to the general public until then.

43 posted on 12/11/2006 7:45:47 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

DFU SONG: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (Teddy - you say Obama and I'll say Osama)
DFU SONGS | 1-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 01/14/2005 6:48:21 PM PST by doug from upland


LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
http://midi.fasthost.tv/l.html

Keep on pouring and I'll get blotto...then I will go get in my auto
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead

You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge

I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float

Dodd and I so love a good waitress sandwich
Pass me the mustard, and pass me the Manwich

My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead

My apartment last week was burgled...in my dreams, I still hear her gurgle
My legs quiver...my poor liver...I'm lucky I'm not dead

You say Obama and I say Osama...pass me the bottle, I'll step on the throttle
Obama, Osama, the bottle, the throttle...let's go drive on the bridge


I guess that I shouldn't speak while drunk...that's what some pundits note
And I should drive a Vee Dub...an Oldsmobile can't float

I'll weigh 400 if I keep on eating...artery clogging will stop my heart beating
My legs quiver...oh, my poor liver...I'm so lucky I am not dead
I'm lucky I'm not dead


44 posted on 12/11/2006 7:46:37 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix
The latest outburst of Obama Orgasma occurred just yesterday in New Hampshire as you can see in this Huffington Post. . . .

I wonder if Areola Huffington herself has fallen under the spell of this Heartthrob on the Hustings.

Also, what is it about Greek women marrying non-Greek politicos who turn out later to be gay? Mrs. Huffington, Mrs. McGroovey. . . . B.O. doesn't have a Greek wife, does he?

45 posted on 12/11/2006 7:49:21 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: doug from upland

Hilarious, Doug!


46 posted on 12/11/2006 7:53:36 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama is not ready for prime time! Despite the hype. This fellow need seasoning and REAL world gravitas before I would support him.

Hey, it worked for Jack Kennedy! Young senator, not much experience, but good-looking, good in front of the mike, and he had that rock-star thing going for the ladies.

And like JFK, B.O. has a Mayor Daley in Chicago who can help him out. Now he's just got to find a Republican opponent with a five o'clock shadow.

47 posted on 12/11/2006 7:58:00 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm personally very suspicious of this unearned, media-driven, politically correct Obama-mania.It reflects more on our American superficiality and fear of substance, just like Hillary FamousLastName's clueless candidacy, and Dubbya's before that.

Here I actually agree with the HUffie. I too am displeased with the superficiality and lack of substance ON BOTH SIDES. It's a reflection of America's pop-culture celebrity-worship and general decline in education.

48 posted on 12/11/2006 8:07:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
I think history has shown that personal charisma seems to be exceptionally important to Americans in presidental elections.

There's something to this, like it or not. Think back to every presidential election since women got the right to vote (1920), where one candidate had a significant LOOKS or PERSONALITY advantage over his opponent. In every case, he WON, regardless of party: Harding, FDR, Ike, JFK, Reagan, Clinton, GWB.

Every time.

49 posted on 12/11/2006 8:16:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. is the Heartthrob on the Hustings.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Kinda puts a new view on Ford v. Carter, eh?

Musta been that smile.


50 posted on 12/11/2006 8:20:00 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (The goober was in the White House, not in the ground.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks. . . .

Two words, Al: Smaller portions.



51 posted on 12/11/2006 8:29:57 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Al Gorge.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Every time I mention my junior Senator's name, I make it a point to use his middle name and emphasize it. PJ, I invite you to do the same.

You mean, Barak Hussein Obama Jr?

52 posted on 12/11/2006 8:31:07 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Rick Santorum in 2008, or 2012 or whenever we get serious about Islamofascism.)
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To: NeoCaveman

Well, I say it, "Barak HUSSEIN Obama" for maximum effect. I then recite the obligatory Teddy Kennedy mangling of his name ("Osama Obama") becuase...well, because it's just damn funny!


53 posted on 12/11/2006 8:36:14 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Mary Jo Kopecne was still unavailable for comment.)
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To: Redgirl

Monday-good-for-a-laugh ping!


54 posted on 12/11/2006 8:37:39 AM PST by Kellykoop (All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.

So you're saying the Obama Movement is more like an Obama Enema.

With trends like these, who needs enemas?

55 posted on 12/11/2006 8:45:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can someone give me ONE HONEST REASON why Sen. Obama should run for President?

So Silky Pony will have to FIGHT for the Dream Lover vote.


56 posted on 12/11/2006 8:50:25 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Breck Girl.)
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To: imskylark
harisma? Charm? Humor? My Gosh!

I hope your omission of 'Good Looks' was just an oversight.

57 posted on 12/11/2006 8:50:56 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
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To: PJ-Comix
I attended the event in Manchester yesterday. . . . His words. . . . eloquently phrased ideas. . . .

He didn't use the word, "equipoise," did he?

58 posted on 12/11/2006 8:53:58 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The New Harding.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey! Last night my knee was so sore that I could hardly walk. So before going to sleep I rubbed a bunch of emu oil on it. This morning most of the soreness is gone. Just rubbed on some more emu oil and I hope that does the trick.
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Do you buy the bottled kind, or do you squeeze the emus yourself?
59 posted on 12/11/2006 9:37:53 AM PST by Cheburashka ( World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It reflects more on our American Liberal superficiality and fear of substance,...

Fixed.

60 posted on 12/11/2006 10:12:15 AM PST by Ignatz ("I think we should tax all foreigners living abroad.")
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