DUmmie FUnnies 08-10-06 (DUmmies Blame THEIR Usual Suspects In UK Plane Terror Plot)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Have to keep the Sheep Afraid.

Remember: Whenever someone talks about people being "sheep." they're real complaint is that they are not the shepherd.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

"they're" = "their" I can't believe I did that. Again.

[Dooderbutt]

Not yet, I post from work and can't listen to them and with a 8 month old daughter, I rarely have time to get on at home. By the time she's gone to sleep, I've done dishes and cleaned up, the last thing I want to do is go on the computer. I'm going to try to catch all your podcasts this weekend, Jordan's aunties are coming to visit so I'm sure I won't have my hands on my daughter for a couple of hours and it will give me time to catch up! :-)

Well, I really wasn't shocked that the DUmmies were reacting this way, but it's still so hard to believe that these are real people and not a bunch of bored writers coming up with the most insane rantings they can to make fun of liberals (does that make any sense?).

[kevkrom]

I would advise you to say nothing to Jack Bauer about his man-purse.

Jack Bauer is the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of.

[ariamne]

Maybe he was soliciting for his fetish. He was a pretty amusing communist pervert; but not amusing enough to add traffic to his website...

[Old Sarge]

Disturbing to realize how many of our own countrymen can't be counted on when the real fighting starts.
Hopefully, they'll be the first to go...

I nominate this as Post Of The Day.

The majority of America either agrees with these people, or are too worried about their favorite celebrity's lifestyle to even care.

Being back in America for the last two months has been a real education...

[MichiganConservative]

Don't you get it? This is in retaliation for Britian's support for the 3rd Crusade. The West has brought this all on itself by picking on the poor, oppressed muslims.

[kevkrom]

One is left to wonder though, if the WOT is so finely orchestrated, why haven't we "caught" bin Laden yet? Wouldn't THAT be the biggest coup the GOP could ever hope for?

Actually, I'm sure the DUmmies would say that BushCo needs bin Laden "on the loose" in order to maintain the appropriate level of fear. If they "caught" him, then their ability to scare the sheep (i.e., anyone too dumb to be a DUmmie) intosubmission would be weakened.

After all, did "Big Brother" ever catch "Emmanuel Goldstein"?

[SoothingDave]

Because maybe, and I know I'm being silly for expecting a DUmmies to follow logic, it just happened NOW. I mean, they couldn't talk about it before it happened, could they?

And never mind that the DUmmies would scream bloody murder if, say, the gov't announced in late October "Oh, by the way, we foiled this secret plot back in August and didn't tell anyone at the time."

SD

[kevkrom]

Maybe he was soliciting for his fetish.

Which one? ;)

[gate2wire]

"...it's still so hard to believe that these are real people and not a bunch of bored writers coming up with the most insane rantings they can to make fun of liberals."

I signed on at an Air America site and acted like a DUmmie. All my posts were Bush sucks, with lots of swearing and insults. It was too much fun.

[SoothingDave]

I would advise you to say nothing to Jack Bauer about his man-purse.

As soon as PJ has carried a human head in his fanny pack, we'll stop giving him crap about it.

SD

[CSM]

I have to wonder if any of the DUmmies that cast their ballots against Lieberman are regretting that vote today........

Doubtful!

[FourtySeven]

You are probably right. It must be nice to have an answer for every question about a conspiracy theory. I still wonder about such people though. Speaking for myself, if I were convinced that the leadership of my country was so evil as these people believe, I would have left years ago. I mean, do they think the evil stops as soon as the computer is turned off? Do they spout their nonsense, and then go and have a quiet cup of tea or something? How do they live their lives in such constant fear and loathing? A sad existence it must be.

[#1CTYankee]

I particularly like this from one of the Dummy's

Please please please God, give us Democrats in 3 months. Nothing but DEMOCRATS!!!!! Just stop whatever you're doing and pay attention."

Pretty funny since this is probably coming from an atheist.

[ariamne]

Probably the fetish for getting the DUmmies to bankroll his bogus radio station, although his more unsavory predelictions spring to mind...blech!

[MichiganConservative]

Do they spout their nonsense, and then go and have a quiet cup of tea or something?

I think it's that they go and take a handful of drugs that help keep the voices away and prevent the psychotic acting out.

[faq]

I often used to wonder what percentage of violent criminals in the U.S., and now also posters on Democratic Underground, use illegal mind altering drugs.

[PJ-Comix]

Oh yeah. His radio station that was destroyed by that lightning bolt. Even Skinner wasn't buying into that fable.

[prairiebreeze]

or are too worried about their favorite celebrity's lifestyle to even care.

I think it's more along these lines, and being wrapped up in their own lives and personal concerns.

When (not if) the next attack succeeds and smacks them between the eyes, some may wake up. Some never will.