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French blame Bush for their woes (Vanity/Humor)
Me | 11/06/05 | GeorgiaDawg32

Posted on 11/06/2005 6:51:15 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32

Socialist News Network - Paris, France - The French today leveled heavy criticism at George Bush for causing the riots overwhelming France. They point to the debacle in New Orleans and the poor underclass that were left totally unprotected against the intentional bombing of the levees that submerged the Ninth Ward. Poor working class Muslims in Paris, who are fighting the same battles as the outcast NOLA poor, took a page out of the notebook and have copied the actions of those who rioted in NOLA after the floods. Had Bush provided quicker action to help, the Muslims teenagers here would have never thought to act like this.

Kofi meanwhile was contacted at the U.N. headquarters in New York for his assessment of the situation. He advised he was busy at the moment helping his son set up a series of Burkhas-R-Us franchises to be located throughout France.

Jacque Chirac, contacted at his underground bunker somewhere outside of Paris reiterated that severe action was forthcoming, pending approval of the local Imams.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: france; frenchmuslims; muslims; paris; parisriots; riots
You really have to wonder how these riots will be spun to place the blame everywhere but where it should be.
1 posted on 11/06/2005 6:51:16 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
While in the shower earlier today, I was thinking the same thing in regards to the French gov't potentially constructing an analogy between Hurricane Katrina in the US and the rioting in France.

In terms of...

CHIRAC: The Unites States can't even protect its own people from hurricanes. At least we're handling the unrest (riots) rather well.

Or some BS like that. One is a natural disaster which brewed up over the course of maybe a week or two, prior to the crescendo, and the other is muslim extremism, which has been steadily mounting, unchecked, for decades.

Hardly any similarities.
2 posted on 11/06/2005 7:05:44 AM PST by jdm
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Ya pulled my toe on that one.

Good read.


3 posted on 11/06/2005 7:06:19 AM PST by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: PeteB570

heh heh..:)


4 posted on 11/06/2005 7:13:27 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead you to prove it...)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Watch this be copied and reprinted for real by the NBCABCCBSCNNPBSNYTLATGUARDIAN news service....
5 posted on 11/06/2005 7:44:09 AM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: Dallas59

they do without my permission and I'll never have to work another day..but, I don't doubt that the overall gist is being worked on..i.e., how to blame President Bush for this debacle..


6 posted on 11/06/2005 7:47:07 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead you to prove it...)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Umm... it's true. The DUmmies claim this is the CIA (that immensely right-wing organization :^S) warring on Chirac. They even say, "Bush's 'War on Chirac'" as if Bush announced we were going to war with France.


7 posted on 11/06/2005 7:53:18 AM PST by dangus
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To: dangus

geez..I wonder what it's like to go through life following the yellow brick road in search of a brain..


8 posted on 11/06/2005 7:56:32 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Islam is a religion of peace and they'll behead you to prove it...)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I hope so for you!


9 posted on 11/06/2005 7:56:33 AM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
I wonder what it's like to go through life following the yellow brick road in search of a brain..

Indeed. Many a Frenchman must be saying he's "shocked, shocked" to learn these "others" don't appreciate all the wonderful things the French have done for them over the years!

Someday, some scientist is going to discover a unique French ignore-the-obvious gene.


10 posted on 11/06/2005 8:16:14 AM PST by Timeout
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