DUmmie FUnnies 01-07-05 (DUmmie Doohickie Gives Up On "I Believe")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 7, 2005 | DUmmies, DUmmie Doohickie, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Carling]

yeah!

[rocksblues]

Kerry always had integrity and he is clearly playing a wise waiting game.

Too funny!

[rocksblues]

magically altered exit poll data

Even Funnier.

[506trooper]

I believe duhickie was a Freeper .....am now anxiously waiting for a brilliant opus.

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

I Believe

[Buck W.]

If I'm not mistaken, the picture you posted captures the instant at which the DUmmie learned that a senator had risen to contest Ohio. Therefore, they are actually tears of JOY, not DESPAIR.

However, as we all know, her disposition soon changed.

Doesn't she look like she's on a leash?

[rdb3]

Aiyeee! "Democrats are the new "Negroes"" I see over at DUmmie land.

Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. But this is not new, Motherbear. There was a time here when many people said that the GOP treats "real conservatives" like Dems treat blacks.

Two sides of the same coin, if you ask me.

[rocksblues]

The start of the "I Believe" phrase was started by NY Mets pitcher Tug McGraw when he stated "You Gotta Believe" during the 1973 season.

Then the Mets went up 3 games to 2 over the Oakland Athletics in the world series.

Of course they lost the next 2 games.

[hattend]

The last couple of sentences led me to BELIEVE that Doohickie is John Kerry posting from Aspen. But Ol' Horseface is over in Iraq cracking on the President.

John Edwards or Terry McAuliffe, maybe?

[bootyist-monk]

[dr_pat]

...precincts with over 95% voter turnout, disappearing and appearing votes, magically altered exit poll data, tens of thousands of voter complaints, partisan controlled voting equipment...

And that's just in Washington state!

...it's true, PJ, you're the only one "authorized" to authorize the DUmmie FUnnies...

[imskylark]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x265377

This is just too much!!! Democrats are slaves and prevented as a party to vote???? Come on!!! This is the most insane thing they have said yet.

[KSCITYBOY]

Doohickie leads the DU morons to the promised land of delusional democrats. On Nov 6th when the land of milk and honey ends up being the reality of vinegar and cow flop he says "see ya later". What a guy! Doohickie is John Kerry!

[Caipirabob]

I believe in recounts...I believe in recounts...I believe in recounts!

It's dead, Jim...

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[NRA1995]

I believe that I am 100% certifiably sane, non-delusional, reasonably intelligent and informed. I believe that what everyone here at DU is saying about the dysfunctional election process in America is rational, realistic, constructive and patriotic. I believe that tough questions must be asked now, that our representatives must be held accountable now, that we must not accept these absurd and destructive abuses anymore. I believe it is we who have a mandate now--to ensure free and fair elections in America.
I believe that the system must bend to accomodate a new demand for ethics, honesty, and responsibility in business and government. I believe we are at the dawning of a new day.

(in Emperor voice) Oh nooooo, my young DUbie....it is YOOOUUUU who will find that you are mistaken....about a great....many.....thingsssss.....

[NRA1995]

"We are as many as are the stars in the sky and the grains of sand on the beach-I believe that we've been heard!!"

There are only SIXTY THOUSAND grains of sand, or only SIXTY THOUSAND stars in the sky??? (their board says about 60,000 DUbies)

[KSCITYBOY]

"Bill Bored (320 posts) Fri Jan-07-05 06:09 PM
Response to Reply #11

17. Well suppose 75% of us registered Repub?

Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 06:10 PM by Bill Bored
The other 25% would be entrusted with the responsibility of choosing our Dem candidates in the Primaries. Don't think stuff like this doesn't go on the Repub party either. I know it happened in Iowa!

Now imagine, if this really happened. How could they respond? They would also end up with a lot more moderate Repubs winning their primaries, which wouldn't be so bad either. Their party would become Democrats Light!

But how to pull this off on a national level? And what, if any, ethical issues does it raise? People of color couldn't do this because they couldn't pass for White. But we can easily become "stealth" Republicans, can't we?"

To be Republicans they would first have to be smart enough to vote!

[carlr]

"but have a feeling it will be February 21st"

Huh?Must have missed something. How did he come up with that date?
They really have no idea of law or are just so used to a judge declaring what they want, to be the law that they somehow really expected something to change the election results.