DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-05 ("SO DEPRESSED.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Dallas59]

There was a time, Back when we were still together. When I thought I was blessed. To have someone like you.

Kerrys Not President

But then you left. I guess it's the same old story. Was it something I said dear? Why'd you leave me behind?

Kerrys Not President.

What could I do? You said you're going the the White House with her. So now I doubt you'll go. I'm just lonely again.

Kerrys Not President.

But that was two month ago, I should be over it by now. But sometimes it's hard you know? I should forget it all but how?

Kerrys Not President.



Memory just doesn't fade, The way I want it to, but why? Imagine the times I'd trade, Because those times still make me cry.

Kerrys Not President.

So here I sit, Dwelling on the past like a fool. Eating alone at home. Can't I get over you?

Kerrys Not President.

So I should try, To find someone to take your place. I mean it's rather sad, To wait here for you. Kerrys Not President.

It's just as well. I know you've changed so much since then, That even if I could, There'd be no point at all.

Kerrys Not President.

Not like it helps, Even though I know it won't work. That doesn't mean that I, Still don't wish that it could.

Kerrys Not President.

I'm over you, At least that's what I tell myself. I doubt I ever will, But that's just part of life.

Kerrys Not President.

[queenkathy]

I bet you're right. Keyboard Kommandos they are. It's like on the phone you can tell someone off but it's harder in person. The thread the other day was something about truth or dare and then it got into "Kissed a girl and guy within 15 minutes." GOSH. I was just sickened. The memory of that thread is seared, I tell you, seared in my memory

[Feiny]

Yes...plus he is wearing an orange jumpsuit!
He is waiting for his beheading...

[Gunrunner2]

" merrily tap dance on the tabletop of your misery"

Excellent.

[Poser]

"I think I want to focus on is trying to find the proof"

While you're at it, you can help OJ find Nicole and Ron's murderer.

[airborne]

They're talking about infiltrating the Republican Party! Like we couldn't spot a DUmmie! Check this out...
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Gloria (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-06-05 09:28 PM
Original message
What do you think of the suggestion about infiltrating the GOP

Edited on Thu Jan-06-05 09:37 PM by Gloria
that a caller to Randi Rhodes brought up...and that she said she had thought about at one time...and is willing to think about again.

Basically....register Republican so you can vote for the most moderate Republican who is running in primaries.

This will:

1) Confuse everyone as the Republican rolls go up, and maybe get them a bit complacent and the media screwed up

2) Over time, maybe the makeup of the Republican can be shifted from the far right


This was part of a discussion about how we can't depend on Republicans OR Democrats anymore, so WE have to take direct action....and this is the most powerful direct action we have.

[Budge]

[Allow me to merrily tap dance on the tabletop of your misery.]

ROTFLMAO!

[libs_kma]

"...and they will not relenquish power"

Hey you mean ol' Republicans! Relinquish power! I demand it and I'm going to hold my breath until you do!

[prairiebreeze]

They won't ever be able to "infiltrate" the Pub party. They can't change WHO THEY ARE! Just like John Kerry couldn't be anything other than what he is.

[Choose Ye This Day]

"Evidence? We don't need no steeenking evidence!"

[Future Snake Eater]

I prefer the "Sideshow Bob"/Max Cady laugh...it just seems to fit the entire bizarre nature of the DUmmies a little better.

[airborne]

In all of this I can't help but worry. These people are obviously unstable. And unstable people can be dangerous.

If these whackos get together in a mob during the Inauguration, somebody is going to get hurt.

[Dallas59]

When they do, I hope everyone one of them is naked, high and carrying a sign with Kerrys name on it!

[Nowhere Man]

Looks like they need some dose of anti-depressants. I'd be willing to drive them to Canada id they would just STFU, then again, they are entertaining as well. B-) I don't think the Free Doninioners would put up with them so I think they would just ship them to France.

[prairiebreeze]

There will be sufficient security at the events I think. Although they will be their loony selves, probably even loonier that day. Will be more disgusting, incredible street theatre.

[Democratshavenobrains]

The DUmmies would rather waste their money on a thousand useless bumper stickers about Bush than get used to reality

[airborne]

Naked so it's easier to insert the sign, and high so they don't scream too loud!

[Dallas59]

I wonder if Katie is going to be wearing black that day...or just end it all with a bottle Prozac and Jack Daniels?

[freedumb2003]

DUmmie FUnnies -- the gift that keeps on giving.

Now, we get to wait for 1/20 -- and we will still be waiting for sKerry's Magic Moment -- when he reveals his Secret Plan.

[Welsh Rabbit]

They really are like children throwing a tantrum. They think they should get what they want because they want it, and if the rules aren't in their favor then the rules aren't fair.