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To: Calpernia

How did she go to the bathroom?


17 posted on 08/11/2004 2:56:32 PM PDT by Recovering Hermit (When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really.)
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To: Recovering Hermit

Right where she sat. Rescue workers had to force air into the house.


21 posted on 08/11/2004 2:57:47 PM PDT by Calpernia ("People never like what they don't understand")
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To: Recovering Hermit
How did she go to the bathroom?

In the COUCH. The stench was so bad, the firemen had to keep pumping in fresh air!

28 posted on 08/11/2004 3:01:00 PM PDT by SheLion (The terrorist are here.......living among us. It's too late to close the borders.)
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To: Recovering Hermit
How did she go to the bathroom?

What do you suppose was gluing her to the couch?

69 posted on 08/11/2004 4:03:12 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
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To: Recovering Hermit
"How did she go to the bathroom?"

Ummmm....she didn't actually GO to the bathroom.

83 posted on 08/11/2004 4:40:41 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
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To: Recovering Hermit
How did she go to the bathroom?

Well, maybe the fed her with a slingshot, and maybe she...

134 posted on 08/11/2004 7:30:31 PM PDT by RaceBannon (God Bless Ronald Reagan, and may America Bless God!)
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To: Recovering Hermit

Thank you for cutting right to the important question! ;)


149 posted on 08/11/2004 9:45:16 PM PDT by Libertina (Kerry: Unreliable in Vietnam, unfit for the White House.)
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To: Recovering Hermit

"...How did she go to the bathroom?..."

She went on the couch. How else would she and the couch become one? What goes in HAS to come out and what comes out hardens and becomes a bondo-like substance. This is truly not the kind of thing to read over breakfast.


185 posted on 08/12/2004 8:35:36 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT, PURE AND SIMPLE!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
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