Playboy model is kicked out of Florida mall after stripping down and covering her nude body in Nutcracker-themed PAINT to hand out nuts in bizarre festive stunt

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[4Runner]

That’s supposed to be a depiction of the original moveable wooden cut-out used for the mouth on the original wooden toy soldier.

[LottieDah]

“Playboy models have certainly gone down hill.”

Some of them have faces for Braille books.

[SaxxonWoods]

She looks fine.

Just more oppression of women, dang it.

[Reynoldo]

I think there should be a lot more of this.

[telescope115]

Maybe she’s trying out to be the Salvation Army’s new bell-ringer

[aces]

She is a good nut?

[Dead Corpse]

Apparently, she’s also done some fitness modeling. Truly impressive abs.

One bio I found said she is 5’5” and 143lbs. She’s also supposedly worth about $2.4M from that “fat ass” of hers.

Must being doing something right.

[Revel]

She is not even very attractive. And from what I can see she never was.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Oh, OK, then. A naked woman standing around in public is certainly the best possible way to discourage masturbation.

Depends on the woman, of course. This particular one might not be the most effective.

[Libloather]

Guilty meter doesn't show a thing.

[gundog]

Less revealing than a lot of swimsuits I remember from Florida.

[gundog]

That’s why people come in. AC.

[Magnum44]

That’s pretty harsh. I put her in the “wouldn’t kick her out for eatin’ crackers” category.

[SuperLuminal]

Clever artwork...
Be funny if someone came out of a store with a live hose and hosed her down...
IAC, looks like her 30’s have not been kind to her...

[tet68]

I fail to see any guilt in that picture.

[rrrod]

I told you Manizales is a great town! Obviously she needs counseling. I volunteer.

[TexasGator]

“naked Playboy model”

Not naked.

[wally_bert]

A friend of my wife’s who has been blind because of a birth defect supposedly got braille versions of Playboy way back when.

[wally_bert]

Many standards have become jokes at best.

This lady who wasn’t probably as successful posed three times according to some bio. I know her best from the comically awful Angel’s Revenge. My second favorite MST3K movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Kiger

[Tommy Revolts]

That is a Nutcracker!