"Is there such a thing?
Figgers.
I like tequila, but I try not to think about that...
If we've got such a shirt, you get it."
Yah. There is! My daughter got one when she was in the navy and went to Acapulco on a training cruise. She has rubbed it in my face ever since!
Well, hey!
Go Navy!
She's got more guts than I do! LOL!