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This sooooooooooo funny! You laugh you booty off!
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Posted on 09/04/2002 5:25:17 PM PDT by Moosefart

I come for visit, get treated regal, So I stay, who care I illegal?

I cross border, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them come as fast as you can.

They come in rags and Chebby trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent." And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family (they just trash), But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is mucho good, And soon we own the neighborhood. We have hobby-it's called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! American crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place! Too darn good for the white man race. If they no like us, they can go, Got lots of room in Mexico.


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1 posted on 09/04/2002 5:25:17 PM PDT by Moosefart
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To: Moosefart
Too true.

My brother briefly owned a building in a low rent area. The first 4 tenants paid one month rent to get in, then never paid again (all with a welfare check)

After months to get them tossed out the 5th one started the same stuff- so he went there around mail-time the first of the next month, and the first 4 tenants were lined up to get the welfare check that was still coming in the mail.

He turned them in, and then they burned his house down.
2 posted on 09/04/2002 6:00:43 PM PDT by Mr. K
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To: Mr. K
I could have written your post because the same things happened to me, not to mentioned the filth and debris left behind, or plumbing torn completely off the walls, or curtains and rods ripped from the windows...I could go on and on and I suppose you can, too.
3 posted on 09/04/2002 6:15:01 PM PDT by Jaidyn
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To: Moosefart
hehe that was funny but soooo true!!
4 posted on 09/04/2002 8:32:30 PM PDT by SoHawk
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To: Mr. K; Jaidyn
Oh my goodness! They actually did that to you? That's so terrible! I'm sorry that you ever had to meet people who were so disrespectful and bad like that. Shame on them. :(
5 posted on 09/05/2002 1:26:01 AM PDT by GodsLittleOne
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To: SoHawk
yep funny but true
6 posted on 09/05/2002 5:41:08 AM PDT by just me
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