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Chelsea Clinton, "Sex Symbol"
Entertainment Photos - AP ^ | 3/5/2002 | Unattributed

Posted on 05/10/2002 2:51:35 PM PDT by IowaHawk

Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Clinton, arrives at the Donatella Versace Fall-Winter 2002/2003 show in this March 5, 2002 file photo in Milan. Man in the background is not identified. It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol, but Vanity Fair magazine says Chelsea Clinton has made the transition. (AP Photo/Luca Bruno, File)


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To: IowaHawk
They got the wrong picture.

Hey, Kermit! Where are your goofy shades?

41 posted on 05/10/2002 3:23:28 PM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: untenured
You're mean.

I prefer to think as it as "average".

42 posted on 05/10/2002 3:24:04 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: Paul Atreides
It's a long road from gawky adolescent to gawky twenty-something - but she made it! (AP Photo/Luca Bruno, File)

She's also got a set of Ivory like a piano

43 posted on 05/10/2002 3:26:02 PM PDT by Jambe
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To: untenured
Actually, the government recently passed out cheesecake glossies of Chelsea to submarine crews and prison inmates.

Turns out it was cheaper than saltpeter.

44 posted on 05/10/2002 3:26:29 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
Have you heard the joke about Hillary taking Chelsea to the plastic surgeon?

Hillary is in the waiting room and the doctor comes out after examining Chelsea.

Hillary asks "Well doctor, what do you think?", to which the doctor replies,

"You have two choices Mrs. Clinton......paper or plastic."

45 posted on 05/10/2002 3:27:37 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: IowaHawk
(from another thread)...You mean her?


15 posted on 5/10/02 11:21 AM Central by GraniteStateConservative

46 posted on 05/10/2002 3:28:19 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Jambe
It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol...

And Chelsea never got the map unfolded.

47 posted on 05/10/2002 3:29:15 PM PDT by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
The boyfriend isn't exactly a hunka hunka either.
48 posted on 05/10/2002 3:31:24 PM PDT by .38sw
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To: IowaHawk
"I don't know what kind of sex..."

Think UNICEF manual on kids sexual rights. That should about cover anything.

regards

49 posted on 05/10/2002 3:31:36 PM PDT by okiedust
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To: IowaHawk
I wonder how the "Sex Symbol" handles the question...

"so, Chelsea, how ya coping with your daddy making his crooked-assed 'plumbing' available to his office slut, Monica?"

50 posted on 05/10/2002 3:31:53 PM PDT by harpu
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To: IowaHawk
She still looks like Janet Reno is her father.
51 posted on 05/10/2002 3:32:41 PM PDT by Truthfairy
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To: IowaHawk
A monkey all dressed up in a tuxedo is still a monkey...
52 posted on 05/10/2002 3:34:17 PM PDT by janetgreen
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To: IowaHawk
Excuse me while I go throw up.
53 posted on 05/10/2002 3:35:48 PM PDT by Grim
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To: IowaHawk
Take a look at the related photo someone posted on another chelsea thread!

photo of Chelsea in a burqa

54 posted on 05/10/2002 3:36:02 PM PDT by texasbluebell
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To: IowaHawk

55 posted on 05/10/2002 3:36:35 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
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To: IowaHawk

She's everywhere!

56 posted on 05/10/2002 3:37:23 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: weikel
How old is she ,...about 12?
57 posted on 05/10/2002 3:38:05 PM PDT by Sungirl
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To: IowaHawk
SEA DONKEY IN VERSACE!


58 posted on 05/10/2002 3:38:10 PM PDT by cmsgop
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To: Jambe
It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol, but Vanity Fair magazine says Chelsea Clinton has made the transition.

Was she standing next to Janet Reno when they came up with that statement?

59 posted on 05/10/2002 3:39:45 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: weikel
There's lots more from where she came from.
60 posted on 05/10/2002 3:40:56 PM PDT by iconoclast
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