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Posted on 03/22/2024 8:05:02 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Thanks for the ping. Part of getting Woke is having your humor glands surgically removed. There must be one heckuva black market in them by now.
If I had to rate our solar system
I’d give it one star
Wasn’t there also a poster called Silly who used to post these?
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I think so. I know a poster named Sully posted OFST. He blew up one day. I’ll get to him next week.
Seems like it was Lucky 13 who took it over, if memory serves.
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It was her younger sister. Lucky 19. I’ll get to her next week or the week after.
In ancient Sumeria there was an uprising against the king. The king defeated the rebels but wanted to capture all their leaders, so sent his greatest general to hunt them down.
The remaining rebels had taken refuge in an abandoned step pyramid. Because it was so chilly at night, they lit a fire for warmth. The general saw the smoke coming from the step pyramid and quickly seized the rebels.
And this is how we got the saying “The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats is hazardous to your stealth.
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
I think he left in purge of a bunch of long time members back in the day. Dashing Dasher was another who is missed...
Surveys in the Arab world show that people in Saudi Arabia do not like the Flintstones.
But the people in Abu Dhabi do.
Studies have shown Silvia is hazardous to your health, but only if swallowed in small amounts over long periods of time
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^ saliva
(Just in case some people wonder)
Marking.
In case anyone was wondering, I can see Uranus from my deck.
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