Posted on 11/02/2023 7:07:03 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
these houses have skyrocketed in price and they're bought up by californias who retire on their lavish pensions....
so do I care if I continue my practice of hanging clothes on racks outside, or shirts or hangers outside?...or that I have a big garden and sometimes I carry a whole bunch of produce in my shirt pulled up in front?.....no.
There’s a funny series on YouTube: California Moves to Texas.
Worth a look.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlDWzN6TW5Y
LOL - “Smile and wave at them: Californians hate this! They might even be killed in the process.”
I used to do this one in DC. When my bestie was single, she had a condo in DC, near Embassy Row. When I would visit from Texas, we’d go strolling around the neighborhood sometimes. As we walked past locals, I took a devilish delight in looking them in the eye, smiling and warmly greeting them. It almost always freaked them out. They’d frequently avert their eyes and nervously stammer out a response.
Put a Gadsden flag in front of your house. Or the Stars and Bars. Or both.
8a. They won't quite understand why you lay in several cords of wood and why you're out there splitting and stacking. They'll look on in horror when you show them the wood stove that heats your house.
Great ideas, but sadly this won’t work for New Yorkers this side of the Mississippi - their only response would be a fist-fight, (most folk don’t have the heart to shoot a new neighbor...)
“Ask them where they are going to church immediately after meeting them for the first time”
Ha! When we moved to TN, that happened every single time people learned we were new in the area. When the grocery store checkout clerk did that I told Hubby that if a clerk had done that in CA where we moved from, she’d have been fired.
I’d CA 7s so lefty, why does Deep State have to steal its elections?
Or do you think that going all mail-in and banning hand counting of ballots was just done for fun...
Offer to give them a tour of town in your SUV.
Be sure to fill up with gas and comment how high gas has gotten and that you can’t believe it’s almost $3.
Stop off to get groceries and tell them they don’t need to bring their own bag.
Get some extra plastic bags at the checkout.
Take them swimming at the local swimming hole. Tell them to watch out for snakes.
Give them some mosquito repellent with DEET.
(We happily escaped California 3 years ago for Arkansas)
When we visited Nashville recently both of our Uber drivers were from California.
I was driving through a college town one spring. Young leftists abounded in the streets. I’d stare right at them until they noticed my MAGA hat. Oh the sweet memories
I live in Appalachia. Californians are scared of Appalachia. One of them moved from CA and owns a winery here but he grew up here. Lovely vineyard with a view of a trailer that caught fire and vomited its contents into the yard 10 years ago
And Ranked Choice Voting, You are correct, Marxist Democrats have permanently FIXED elections in California.
I actually fly the Betsy Ross Flag in California, a lot of people think it is a Navy Ensign of some kind.
Well, I don’t!
Tell them your HOA requires them to be a member of the local gun club.
WOW! ... I Really Like That One!
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