LOL - “Smile and wave at them: Californians hate this! They might even be killed in the process.”
I used to do this one in DC. When my bestie was single, she had a condo in DC, near Embassy Row. When I would visit from Texas, we’d go strolling around the neighborhood sometimes. As we walked past locals, I took a devilish delight in looking them in the eye, smiling and warmly greeting them. It almost always freaked them out. They’d frequently avert their eyes and nervously stammer out a response.
I was driving through a college town one spring. Young leftists abounded in the streets. I’d stare right at them until they noticed my MAGA hat. Oh the sweet memories