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Arvada police searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to swim center
denver7 ^ | Oct 20, 2023 | Sydney Isenberg

Posted on 10/22/2023 6:39:38 AM PDT by real saxophonist

Arvada police searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to swim center

The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.

By: Sydney Isenberg

Oct 20, 2023

ARVADA, Colo. — The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.

A lifeguard arriving to work noticed the break-in and reported it around 4:58 a.m. Thursday.

Police said the suspect broke three windows and damaged some items inside the building. The cost of the damage was estimated to be $4,000 to $5,000.

Surveillance video shows the man throwing a speaker through a glass door.

Police said the man had pants on when he broke into the center, but lost them at some point. He was last seen wearing a gray long-sleeve shirt and leopard print underwear.

The suspect has a tattoo on his right forearm.

Anyone with information about the burglar is asked to call Arvada police at 720-898-6900.

City staff was able to open the swim center by 4 p.m. Friday.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: arvada; colorado; denver; pantless
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Video at source.

Just a weird/funny story.

1 posted on 10/22/2023 6:39:38 AM PDT by real saxophonist
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To: real saxophonist
Let me get this straight because the story seemed inconclusive. Is this the gist of it?

"Arvada police searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to swim center"

2 posted on 10/22/2023 6:47:55 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: moovova

That’s pretty much it, except for the leopard print underwear.


3 posted on 10/22/2023 6:49:47 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: real saxophonist
Seriously...a big cost will be draining and refilling the pool. Who knows what this weirdo did in the pool without his pants on...just eww.


4 posted on 10/22/2023 6:52:50 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: real saxophonist; george76

I am thankful every day that I moved away from the craphole of the Denver metro area.


5 posted on 10/22/2023 6:57:56 AM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: real saxophonist

“Your honor — I have an alibi. As you can see: I am wearing pants.”


6 posted on 10/22/2023 7:08:04 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (They say "Our Democracy" but they mean Cosa Nostra.)
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To: real saxophonist

Hopefully the suspect won’t change their underwear for a few days so a positive identification can be made.


7 posted on 10/22/2023 7:09:39 AM PDT by Farmerbob
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To: real saxophonist

“Arvada police searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to swim center.”

“The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.”

“ ARVADA, Colo. — The Arvada Police Department is searching for pantless burglar who caused thousands of dollars in damage to the George J. Meyers Swimming Center.”

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Okay, we get gist of what they’re trying to say. Third time is a charm, eh.


8 posted on 10/22/2023 7:24:07 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: moovova

It’s a Baby Ruth.


9 posted on 10/22/2023 7:29:48 AM PDT by VTenigma (Conspiracy theory is the new "spoiler alert")
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To: jacknhoo

Yeah, Early morning cut and paste. But the next time I break into a swim center, I’m wearing leopard print skivvies.


10 posted on 10/22/2023 7:44:07 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: dynachrome; MileHi; backspace; Balata; bboop; Ben Dover; Benito Cereno; BigEdLB; bluejean; ...

Colorado Ping ( Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from the list.)

and - Colorado families may have received fake ashes after 189 bodies found at funeral home.

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4191419/posts?page=10#10


11 posted on 10/22/2023 7:45:15 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: real saxophonist

So, they now know they are looking for a man with a tattoo on his arm. Wonder how many tens of thousands have a tattoo on their arm? No other details except for his undies.


12 posted on 10/22/2023 7:49:26 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Gaza delenda est)
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To: real saxophonist

Leopard print underwear. Those wacky Coloradans would do anything for a laugh.


13 posted on 10/22/2023 7:52:58 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Real Country Singing Stars aren't given Grammys by the retarded, "woke" left. Nobody has to resign.)
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To: real saxophonist

So, skinny-dipping causes damage to a swimming pool?


14 posted on 10/22/2023 7:53:32 AM PDT by libertylover (Our biggest problem, by far, is that almost all of big media is AGENDA-DRIVEN, not-truth driven.)
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To: real saxophonist

When a teenager we would crash motel swimming pools until we were chased away. Dip and dash.


15 posted on 10/22/2023 8:01:17 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: real saxophonist

Hope Colorado has better laws than those in California - IF the burglar were caught - there must be video cameras around, they’re everywhere now - he would be processed and sent back out on the street immediately b/c “no cash bail.”

Later, criminal-loving, DA George Gascon would drop all charges.


16 posted on 10/22/2023 8:49:22 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (What did Socialists use before Candles?..... Electricity)
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To: moovova

“draining and refilling the pool. “

hmmmm ... ya ..... you keep thinking that if it makes you feel better...

eeeeewwwwww

Fred ... we are going to need more chlorine.


17 posted on 10/22/2023 10:18:44 AM PDT by 1of10 (be vigilant , be strong, be safe, be 1 of 10 .)
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To: real saxophonist

Looks like it was to be torn down and made into a parking lot for the new facility built next to it. No need to fix:

https://speakup.arvada.org/meyers-pool


18 posted on 10/22/2023 10:21:59 AM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: dynachrome

“I am thankful every day that I moved away from the craphole of the Denver metro area.

We left Colorado altogether. Just getting away from Denver wasn’t enough.


19 posted on 10/22/2023 10:23:32 AM PDT by CodeToad (Rule#1: The elites want you dead.)
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To: CodeToad
We left Colorado altogether. Just getting away from Denver wasn’t enough.

If an upcoming CO proposition passes the voters, it will give the state a budget that grows 1% every year on top of an increase based on inflation and another increase based on population growth. It seems the State apparatus wants to dominate the counties with the power of the purse.

They push it as if it will lower property taxes and better fund the schools, but it's wording is California state election style deception, IMHO. I moved here because the people and the government looked out for each other. No more ... too much population has paradoxically led to detachment from, and too little concern for, ones neighbors and the community.

20 posted on 10/22/2023 2:14:43 PM PDT by Tellurian (To the Dems, the middle class is a festering wound. They want it amputated.)
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