Posted on 07/12/2023 10:50:11 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
ANAHEIM, CA — In an effort to slow the rise of frightening, right-wing extremism, the state of California has announced a new mandate to close all gyms and fitness centers for two weeks.
"This is a short-term public safety measure," said California Governor Gavin Newsom. "These gyms will only be closed for two weeks to slow the spread of fascism. And as we've shown in our state's history, we have never mandated something and later extended it for a much longer period of time than we originally stated."
Cries for action grew over the weekend, as mainstream media outlets detailed the risks to democracy posed by fitness. "You only stay in shape if you're a Nazi," said Jenny Van Der Blunt, who is an outspoken progressive activist and who also weighs 400 pounds. "I don't trust anyone who takes good care of their physical health. Do you know who else kept themselves physically fit? HITLER!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Maybe cancel all math classes for a semester in order to stop the spread of white supremacy.
Reality is a short distance from The Bee.
Many Libtards are fat people
Has the FBI infiltrated the PTA yet?
And stop getting up early. That is so racist.
An allusion no doubt to the San Francisco gay bath house closings in 1984 by then SF Mayor Dianne Feinstein to stop the spread of AIDS.
The Babylon Bee is going to be put out of business by reality itself.
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It was an allusion to the 2020 pandemic lockdown.
Has Newsom been caught secretly exercising with friends at the French Nautilus?
One thing about California it knows a lot about slow.
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