𝗦𝗔𝗠 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗠𝗔𝗡-𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗛! (Vanity)

[Lazamataz]

Upon hearing that Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested in the Bahamas today, I realized that this man has too much on too many people (Waters, McConnell, ALL sorts of people).

There is no way they permit him to live.

So, being as I like to be ahead of the curve, let me state: 𝗦𝗔𝗠 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗠𝗔𝗡-𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗨𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗛!

[Lazamataz]

It's not a tough prediction, not in today's America.

[Guenevere]

I’m surprised he even got arrested!!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ye-ah....

Not so sure.

He is the kind of guy who might not kill himself because he is certain he can talk his way out of anything.

Then again.....

[Lazamataz]

You know how those pesky prison cameras go all flaky from time to time.

I predict some ‘technical difficulties’.

[Larry Lucido]

But I’m a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall him... if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he’s struck by a bolt of lightning, then I’m going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive.

[Guenevere]

Yep, there’s always that

[LeoTDB69]

You’re right.

He placed himself in cryostasis, to remain frozen until doctors find a cure for gunshots to the head.

[SaxxonWoods]

Ghislaine Maxwell still alive too. Maybe they can be cellmates. It’s a good thing Bernie Madoff got caught before all this silliness started or we would have heard the same about him.

[humblegunner]

You can get busted in the Bahamas for slapping a hooker and end up dead.

Or at least beat to shit, impoverished and locked up for four years.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Get those obits written

[tennmountainman]

The U.S. does not want this man back in the Country.
And testify in hearings? No way.
He knows too much. Laundered money thru Ukraine to fund GOP
and RAT politicians. Plus no telling how much he passed on to the Big Guy.
Among many other reasons.
He will be Arkancided or Vince Fostered.

[Equine1952]

Boy I didn’t see that coming. /s. RIP

[Lazamataz]

If I’m this guy, I’m preparing to meet The Lord.

[Rurudyne]

What he knows may yet save his life from the murderous deep state.

[InterceptPoint]

Laz, you do have the imagination. I’m jealous.

[Deaf Smith]

Really thought I read that he was going to take up Extreme Free Diving with weighted belt.

[Lazamataz]

What he knows may yet save his life from the murderous deep state.

Only if he agrees to testify solely against Donald Trump, Kari Lake, and MTG.

Throw in Steve Bannon and Tucker Carlson, and they'll give him his own island.

[realcleanguy]

He will go the way of Epstein.

[beethovenfan]

I doubt that he’s given that any thought. He’s all about this life and money.

[JonPreston]

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