Genitals?
Posted on 03/02/2022 1:44:46 PM PST by Capt. Tom
Club Med.
They are studying sharks mating?
Isn’t that hetero normative and binary? Don’t they want to be inclusive? What about the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender sharks? Don’t they deserve inclusivity in such studies?
It seems rather an invasion of their privacy.
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Good observation, Delta 21. And yes, it's truly shameful. We know much more about those dangerous black holes 20,000 light years away. Not knowing the breeding ground of Great White sharks is a gaping black hole in our academic knowledge.
But I'm sure some enterprising charlatan scientist will get on the case right away. Perhaps a special electronic tracking device can be custom designed for a few million dollars and be harpooned onto a few Great White for this important purpose!
Don't forget the exciting wild life footage the "scientists" could collect here. Probably enough to run a PBS special. And let's be sure to get a few AI experts involved who create algorithms to predict exactly where and when the Big Whites will mate. Lots of publicity angles to pursue.
If all fails, a Deep Fake filming sequence can be made to simulate the mating of these Leviathans. It will be one helluva PG13 show, I can tell you that!
And don't forget to inquire at Joe Bidung's White House. Great White Mating could be easily interpreted as a Climate Changing event — and far more impactful than a few hundred butterflies flapping their wings.
Also, check to see if Bidung's team can spin Great White Mating as a major cause of Inflation. Look at the clever argument they made at the SOTU that Inflation can be solved by "protecting employee wages, but lowering business costs". It's brilliant!
Where there's a money-making scam to be had — and especially when academics and government get involved — there's always a way!
Great Whites mate off of the Carolinas? Maybe I shouldn’t have swum in the ocean while visiting my North Carolina grandmom.
Up close and personal.
PEEPING TOMS! they get their kicks just by watching.
Why not create grant monies to deliver to this crew
of notables who express so much concern? Start those
printing presses immediately.
Check the hotel records in Florida......................
Candygram...
Where do Great White Sharks mate in The Atlantic Ocean?
Um... I dunno. My guess would have to be... The Atlantic Ocean?
Where ever the female can be cornered
LOL, I wouldn’t be so harsh!
Understanding this kind of thing (which has indeed been a bit of a mystery, since...imagining White Sharks having sex is a bit like imagining Joe Biden having sex, just with bigger teeth and all...:)
After all, what kind of pervert would want to study and watch THAT?
I beg you, rlmorel. No more imagining Bidung doing what Great White Sharks do naturally. Enough is enough :- )
Well, he’s deathly afraid of Great Whites. Especially those who ridicule him and say he did nothing for the Great Blacks when he was in office.
LOL! Boy, did THAT ever pollute the mind!
Genitals?
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