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1 posted on 04/06/2021 5:28:16 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Mine is 100 proof some mornings!😎


2 posted on 04/06/2021 5:30:10 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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3 posted on 04/06/2021 5:31:59 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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Talk about a pisser!


4 posted on 04/06/2021 5:32:20 AM PDT by JonPreston (Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
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Back during the gas shortage in the 70’s there was a joke floating around where hordes of dangerous space aliens had landed but the good news was that they ate democrats and urinated gasoline.


5 posted on 04/06/2021 5:34:03 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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this explains iron city beer.


6 posted on 04/06/2021 5:36:53 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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This ought to be an interesting thread.


7 posted on 04/06/2021 5:39:50 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” ― Thomas Jefferson)
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She makes her own beer?

Does Laz know about her?


8 posted on 04/06/2021 5:41:16 AM PDT by null and void (The media decides what news you can see and NOT SEE. But don't you dare call 'em Not-Sees)
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Rare??? I’ve been urinating alcohol for 40 some years.


9 posted on 04/06/2021 5:41:18 AM PDT by jerod (Nazi's were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
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she is the cheapest date...


10 posted on 04/06/2021 5:44:40 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
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“What’s on tap tonight?” might be a new pickup line.


13 posted on 04/06/2021 5:47:30 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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"The yeast in question was identified as Candida glabrata,"

Now the song makes sense...

Oh, Candida
We could make it together
The further from here, girl, the better
Where the air is fresh and clean
Hmm, Candida

16 posted on 04/06/2021 6:08:04 AM PDT by DannyTN
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What did they do? Go into a bar at closing time?


19 posted on 04/06/2021 6:17:04 AM PDT by dforest (RATS are criminals and frauds. Hide anything that belongs to you. They will steal it.)
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I got a woman, want to ball all day
I got a woman, she won’t be true, no
I got a woman, stay drunk all the time
I said I got a little woman and she won’t be true…


21 posted on 04/06/2021 6:20:59 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
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“’urinary auto-brewery syndrome’”

C’mon man, is this the B?

I’m originally from Rochester, NY and that is what many people said Genesee Beer was made from (piss).


22 posted on 04/06/2021 6:21:07 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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There is a joke about Budweiser in there somewhere.


24 posted on 04/06/2021 6:23:20 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Although not in this century, I’m pretty sure I urinated alcohol in the 70’s 80’s and 90’s. lol


25 posted on 04/06/2021 6:23:31 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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27 posted on 04/06/2021 6:27:30 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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This post is ripe for Golden Shower jokes, but I’ll pass:)


28 posted on 04/06/2021 6:41:18 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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Sounds like the beginning of an Irish joke contest, so I'll start.

The brewery where Pat Malore worked sent an employee over to his home one day to deliver the sad news that Pat had drowned in a fermenting vat.

After the wife dried her tears and regained her composure, she remarked that at least Pat died doing something he loved and didn't suffer long.

"Aye," the employee nodded, "He did love working in the vats and doing the sampling. But, I hate to tell you, it did take awhile before he drowned. Reports are that he got out at least three times to tinkle."

29 posted on 04/06/2021 6:41:33 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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Self tapped kegger😂


31 posted on 04/06/2021 7:07:34 AM PDT by TonyChris (Didn't vote for Amazon in last election)
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