Take your son to a minor league game.
Great seats close to the field and you’ll save a lot of money.
Did I mention I live in the Acela corridor?
Yep - closer to the real sport and the athletes are those he can relate to.
that’s what I did when I was 17. Worked for the Angels affiliate in Vancouver for their summer run. Manned one of the hotdog stands because I was underage for carrying beer. One thing I noticed that the crowd had a large number of office employees who just ditched work to watch a game..
You stole my thunder, Colonel. I would also e-mail the marxtards in the executive suites and tell them exactly why they’ve ruined the game for you.