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Large Turnout At Memorial For Hans Gruber Who Was Thrown From A Building By A Police Officer /s
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 31, 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/31/2020 11:53:36 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi

LOS ANGELES, CA—A huge crowd turned out Sunday for the Hans Gruber memorial service. Gruber was the victim of police violence, having been thrown from Nakatomi Plaza by police officer John McClane, which many consider one of the most excessive uses of force ever witnessed. After the incident, there were protests all week, and now thousands from all over the country came to pay respects to Gruber, widely described as an “intelligent and witty soul.”

“That man was a hero,” said Doyle Graham, who traveled from Nevada to pay respects. “I mean, I don’t really know much about him other than that some police officer killed him, but he seems like someone we should all honor and emulate.”

Gruber was part of a mainly peaceful protest against the Nakatomi Corporation, which was goaded into violence by the actions of McClane. Ultimately, McClane threw Gruber from the 30th floor, even though Gruber was completely unarmed (or at least he was when he hit the ground). Even LAPD Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson denounced the actions, calling McClane a “nutcase” who should have “just stayed put.”

Many at the memorial are now wearing shirts with “Gruber” written on them to remember the man who was taken too soon thanks to unaccountable police actions. There are calls for the arrest of John McClane, including from Hans Gruber’s brother, Simon, who vows to do something about him.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: gruber; mcclane; nakatomi; swandive
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

Imagine if Gruber was a Undocumented Immigrant rather than a Legal Resident?


21 posted on 08/31/2020 1:32:54 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Kill a Commie for your Mommy.)
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

No protests for Al Leong? That dude was killed by everyone on screen between 1986 and 2004.


22 posted on 08/31/2020 1:40:18 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

I do really miss Alan Rickman, aka Hans, a very talented actor gone far too soon. If you want a nice gentle movie, get 2008’s “Bottle Shock” (free on Amazon Prime). This is the true story about the 1976 wine competition between Californian and French wines where French wine experts ranked some California reds & whites over their French counterparts. Alan’s main character is a Brit with the unlikely name of Steven Spurrier and no, he is not the football one! FYI, I love his rented car!


23 posted on 08/31/2020 1:44:35 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: SES1066

He was excellent in “Galaxy Quest” and the only saving grace of Costner’s horrible “Robin Hood”.


24 posted on 08/31/2020 1:45:58 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim
...and the only saving grace of Costner’s horrible “Robin Hood”.

I thought that the way he chewed up the rugs while acting as the Sheriff of Nottingham was outstanding! Easily the best role in that movie to have!

25 posted on 08/31/2020 1:52:14 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
He was excellent in “Galaxy Quest” ”

Galaxy Quest was the "ne plus ultra" of Star Trek homage/inspired films and it was MADE by Alan's anti-Spock!

26 posted on 08/31/2020 1:53:40 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: Carpe Cerevisi
😩
27 posted on 08/31/2020 2:31:30 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: SES1066

28 posted on 08/31/2020 2:38:40 PM PDT by Bratch (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Carpe Cerevisi
ROTF!!! 🐝🐝🐝
29 posted on 08/31/2020 2:41:15 PM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I was thinking about his Nottingham. One of the worst movies ever with one of the best movie villains ever.


30 posted on 08/31/2020 2:43:35 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Bratch

“I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn’t know how to use it.” - “Quigley Down Under” 1990 One of Tom Selleck’s best.

I think Alan liked the freedom that you get playing the villain. Hans, Elliot (here) and Severus Snape.


31 posted on 08/31/2020 3:06:53 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: Joe 6-pack
... with one of the best movie villains ever.

With all due respect to Christopher Guest who was excellent as Count Rogan in the "Princess Bride" (1987), I think that Alan could have done the six-finger murderer better!

32 posted on 08/31/2020 3:13:15 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: dfwgator

33 posted on 08/31/2020 3:17:43 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: SES1066

All of the best Alan Rickman scenes from “The January Man (1989).” NSFW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOxoyYrm4Y


34 posted on 08/31/2020 3:30:12 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Carpe Cerevisi

LOL!

That is hilarious!


35 posted on 08/31/2020 6:19:28 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Kickass Conservative

“Imagine if Gruber was a Undocumented Immigrant rather than a Legal Resident?”

Well, the LA Times said he was a legal resident. At Breitbart, they are saying he was a former coyote running illegals to Cali and after he was caught by the LAPD, they just let him go.


36 posted on 08/31/2020 6:23:42 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Cloward-Piven is finally upon us.)
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To: Vendome

He was great portraying Hilly Kristal in CBGB.


37 posted on 08/31/2020 6:28:01 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Cloward-Piven is finally upon us.)
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To: dfwgator

Asian Dawn?

38 posted on 08/31/2020 6:38:34 PM PDT by TigersEye (Wear Your Mask-Stay In Your Home-Do What You're Told-Vote Democrat)
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To: EvilCapitalist

He was “a little bit this way and a little bit that............mostly that”.

That and Blackadder were two of the Brit comedy greats.


39 posted on 08/31/2020 6:55:36 PM PDT by wbill
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To: Carpe Cerevisi
startin to get serious ? .... gruber
40 posted on 08/31/2020 8:38:05 PM PDT by stylin19a ( 2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
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