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Florida woman attacked her boyfriend with a hamburger, police say
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Florida woman attacked her boyfriend with a hamburger, police say
NY Daily News ^
| 6/4/2020
| Brian Niemietz
Posted on 06/05/2020 6:47:06 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: muggs
41
posted on
06/05/2020 7:59:30 PM PDT
by
timestax
To: simpson96
If the patty don’t fit, you must acquit.
To: simpson96
It was a “fake meat” patty, so the defendant gets a high ESG score.
To: Fido969
A hamburger in the ear kinda gives a whole new meaning to “Where’s the Beef?”
44
posted on
06/05/2020 8:39:25 PM PDT
by
Paul R.
(The Lib / Socialist goal: Total control of nothing left wort h controlling.)
To: Paul R.
The guy looks you right in the eye and says “what?”
To: simpson96
Tanya Cordero, 47, denied that she’d “smashed hamburger” into the alleged victim’s face...
Latin female. Native subspecies of Phylum Floridata. Duck and cover, based on my experience.
46
posted on
06/05/2020 9:47:57 PM PDT
by
ameribbean expat
(Attention! All persons having the corona virus...please report to the nearest IRS office. Thank you.)
To: simpson96
Tanya Cordero, 47, denied that she’d “smashed hamburger” into the alleged victim’s face...
Latin female. Native subspecies of Phylum Floridata. Duck and cover, based on my experience.
47
posted on
06/05/2020 9:47:58 PM PDT
by
ameribbean expat
(Attention! All persons having the corona virus...please report to the nearest IRS office. Thank you.)
To: MuttTheHoople
Tanya Cordero, huh. Not bad looking for 47, and she probably cleans up pretty good. Hair is wild, bet she’s loud in the sack. But the eyes trouble me, they look a little off. Matrix-wise, I’d say a 7-hot and a 9-crazy.
Stay away unless you want hamburger in your ear.
48
posted on
06/05/2020 10:02:27 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: simpson96
The Hamburger better hAve been frozen to merit that SENTENCE!
49
posted on
06/05/2020 10:35:32 PM PDT
by
Tuketu
(The i(D)iot Platform is splinters bound by crazy glue. TRUMP is the solvent.)
To: simpson96
He probably asked her to make him a sammich.
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
Too bad it was only a hamburger and not an Egg McMuffin, they could have charged her with ASausage and Battery.
52
posted on
06/06/2020 5:43:54 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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To: Dr. Sivana
She tried to indict you?!?!?!? ;-P
53
posted on
06/06/2020 5:50:21 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
To: MortMan
She tried to indict you?!?!?!? ;-P
No, but after the assault, I was able to indict the ham sandwich as an accessory.
54
posted on
06/06/2020 6:07:34 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: MuttTheHoople
I can’t tell if that the victim or perp.
55
posted on
06/06/2020 3:46:07 PM PDT
by
muggs
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