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Florida woman attacked her boyfriend with a hamburger, police say
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Florida woman attacked her boyfriend with a hamburger, police say
NY Daily News ^
| 6/4/2020
| Brian Niemietz
Posted on 06/05/2020 6:47:06 PM PDT by simpson96
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posted on
06/05/2020 6:47:06 PM PDT
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Florida Man (tm) has been getting too much publicity. Its about time Florida Woman got equal time.
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posted on
06/05/2020 6:50:05 PM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: simpson96
If it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face. Carl.
To: simpson96
Somehow these Florida Man, Florida Woman stories just aren’t as mirthful as they used to be.
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posted on
06/05/2020 6:51:31 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: simpson96
She’s getting even with him for that wedding cake incident.
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posted on
06/05/2020 6:53:33 PM PDT
by
Califreak
(If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
To: Texas Eagle
Funny you should say that. ??
To: Califreak
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posted on
06/05/2020 6:54:33 PM PDT
by
simpson96
To: Texas Eagle
Darn straight! We’ve got the best governor in the nation, large state division.
We’ve gotten through the Wu flu in decent shape compared to other large states.
And the rioting hasn’t gotten anywhere near the level of the big northern and California cities, although any rioting is a bad thing.
My town in southwest Florida is just going about its business, although too many of the sheeple are still wearing useless masks at Publix and Aldi.
To: simpson96
Was the meat patty still frozen?
Some would call that a weaponized patty.
To: simpson96
To: lee martell
To: TexasGator
Do you want fries with that?
To: simpson96
Wish someone would give me a hamburger.
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posted on
06/05/2020 7:04:23 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: simpson96
I hope she at least got his condiments right.
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posted on
06/05/2020 7:05:38 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(Why should I walk into the great unknown, when I can sit here, and throw my bones?)
To: lee martell
some would call that a hockey puck
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posted on
06/05/2020 7:05:50 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: simpson96
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posted on
06/05/2020 7:06:17 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: simpson96
Lucky it wasn’t a pointed stick.
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posted on
06/05/2020 7:07:18 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: simpson96
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posted on
06/05/2020 7:08:02 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: simpson96
Who calls the cops for hamburger in the ear?
What was the 911 call like?
*Can you describe the hamburger?
*Was it rare or well done?
*Special sauce, lettuce/cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun?
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posted on
06/05/2020 7:08:49 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: dfwgator
If hed order a hotdog this couldve really went bad. Saddest story Ive ever heard. ROTFLMFAO
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