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You Need To Wear A Mask But Also Tip It When You Enter A Store So You Prove You’re Not A Criminal
Chicks on the Right ^
| April28,2020
| By Mockarena, Co-Founder COTR -
Posted on 04/28/2020 6:38:57 PM PDT by Hojczyk
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:38:57 PM PDT
by
Hojczyk
To: Hojczyk
I need to hop on one foot and twirl my left arm counter-clockwise — because my masters tell me so.
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:40:57 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Hojczyk
It looks that way for now, but it will pass. I am rather enjoying this mix of reactions and lack thereof among my fellow citizens. It’s all good. Christ is risen!
To: Hojczyk
..Then, perform an early 20th century dance called The Charleston, while singing “My Country, Tis of Thee”
To: Hojczyk
I’ll Amazon and curbside pickup everything possible before wearing one of those silly masks.
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:47:59 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(Transmission tone, Selma.)
To: Hojczyk
Full title
You Need To Wear A Mask But Also Tip It When You Enter A Store So You Prove Youre Not A Criminal And Everything Is Just Getting Completely Stupid
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:48:05 PM PDT
by
Hojczyk
To: Hojczyk
Maybe a double secret password would also be good..
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:48:51 PM PDT
by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: Hojczyk
You’re not supposed to touch the mask in medical settings. This is sooo stupid. A government bureaucrat must’ve written it. I say that with extreme sarcasm because it’s so obvious.
To: unixfox
But what if you really are a criminal?
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:50:14 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: Hojczyk
Nope.
Mask on - Mask off.
Pick.
.
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:50:25 PM PDT
by
TLI
(ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: Hojczyk
When I buy beer lately I get carded now with my mask on. They glance at it and enter it in. I always ask them how they know it’s me.
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:50:28 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
( #wwg1wga #gin&tonic #godwins)
To: Hojczyk
When this is all over,I hope,a lot of people are going to feel really stoopid.
To: unixfox
Secret hand signal when entering a store.
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posted on
04/28/2020 6:54:07 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: Hojczyk
Oh, but don’t touch your face, filthy germ spreading, health scoflaws
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posted on
04/28/2020 7:01:13 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Hojczyk
Ignore the rules. Not enough cops to enforce them, and you will be released from jail due to Coronavirus.
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posted on
04/28/2020 7:02:05 PM PDT
by
Bommer
(I am a MAGA-Deplorian! It is the way! It is the only way!)
To: Hojczyk
We’ve been on home arrest since March the 21st, but on May 1, masks will be mandatory. Talk about locking the barn door after the horse is already out. SMH!
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posted on
04/28/2020 7:08:44 PM PDT
by
SelmaLee
(MAGA!)
To: Deaf Smith
Secret hand signal when entering a store.
Just no hand signals someone has said is racist.
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posted on
04/28/2020 7:17:54 PM PDT
by
The_Media_never_lie
( Stop the fearmongering! Post flu statistics along side COVID-19 statistics!)
To: TLI
A person came into the bank not wearing a mask and everyone hit the floor.
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posted on
04/28/2020 7:19:01 PM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(thought we had the Commie's beat. Apparently they mutate like this virus.)
To: Deaf Smith
> Secret hand signal when entering a store.
There already is a secret hand signal. First you hold...
Ohhh. Never mind. There aren’t any hand signals.
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posted on
04/28/2020 7:20:06 PM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
To: lee martell
Just be careful not to print.
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