Posted on 04/28/2020 6:38:57 PM PDT by Hojczyk
Our country is going completely batsh*t right before our very eyes, y’all.
There are simply not enough eyerolls.
And now that Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has mandated that Illinois residents wear masks starting May 1, there are communities freaking out about what this means for safety. One community in particular has launched a new initiative called “Tip Your Mask” in order to “help prevent confusion and racial biases.”
I’m not even making this up. IL folks are now being asked that when they enter a store with their trusty face mask on, they tip it down and make eye contact with the shopkeeper so that their face can be seen. This is somehow going to prevent all kinds of crime, because if a criminal walked in meaning to commit a crime, they totally wouldn’t tip their mask, which means now people have a new way to judge you. If you wear a mask and don’t tip it? OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A CRIMINAL JUST WAITING TO POUNCE.
But remember, masks are for pandemic safety. So as the sourcelink points out, if you use your hands to tip your mask, you should wash your hands or sanitize them as soon as you can.
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I need to hop on one foot and twirl my left arm counter-clockwise — because my masters tell me so.
It looks that way for now, but it will pass. I am rather enjoying this mix of reactions and lack thereof among my fellow citizens. It’s all good. Christ is risen!
..Then, perform an early 20th century dance called The Charleston, while singing “My Country, Tis of Thee”
I’ll Amazon and curbside pickup everything possible before wearing one of those silly masks.
Full title
You Need To Wear A Mask But Also Tip It When You Enter A Store So You Prove You’re Not A Criminal And Everything Is Just Getting Completely Stupid
Maybe a double secret password would also be good..
You’re not supposed to touch the mask in medical settings. This is sooo stupid. A government bureaucrat must’ve written it. I say that with extreme sarcasm because it’s so obvious.
But what if you really are a criminal?
Nope.
Mask on - Mask off.
Pick.
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When I buy beer lately I get carded now with my mask on. They glance at it and enter it in. I always ask them how they know it’s me.
When this is all over,I hope,a lot of people are going to feel really stoopid.
Secret hand signal when entering a store.
Oh, but don’t touch your face, filthy germ spreading, health scoflaws
Ignore the rules. Not enough cops to enforce them, and you will be released from jail due to Coronavirus.
We’ve been on home arrest since March the 21st, but on May 1, masks will be mandatory. Talk about locking the barn door after the horse is already out. SMH!
A person came into the bank not wearing a mask and everyone hit the floor.
> Secret hand signal when entering a store.
There already is a secret hand signal. First you hold...
Ohhh. Never mind. There aren’t any hand signals.
Just be careful not to print.
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