Malia Obama Got Cursed Out In A Comedy Club

CheatSheet.com ^ | 1/31/2020 | Lou Haviland

[simpson96]

Recently, while at a comedy club, the daughter of former president Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama, was verbally reprimanded, so to speak.(snip)

Comedian Pete Holmes, who produced and starred in HBO’s Crashing, shared on ‘Conan‘ exactly what happened the evening Obama and a friend stopped in at The Comedy Studio.(snip)

Holmes went on to recount his run-in with Obama and how he had repeatedly asked her and her friend, politely, to please stop distracting him with their whispering and giggling. He also shared his horror at learning it was she that had been so rude…and that he had eventually gotten very harsh with.

“So I go on last. And I tell a joke, and they’re whispering and laughing and giggling. And I’m just like, ‘what’s going on? I can see you.’ They were in the front row, they were in the light, the spotlight was on them as well. So I said to them, ‘What’s going on? I can see you, please stop.’ ”(snip)

“Look at my face, I’m here to help. But you push Petey too far and I’m like ‘please, shut the f**k up.’ ” At a certain point, I take the curtain and I start to close it and I say, ‘I don’t care. I just don’t want to see you.’ And I cover them with the curtain. I thought this would get a big laugh. Nothing. The whole audience turns on me. I’m like, ‘what is going on?’ “

“After the show, I find out, it was Obama’s daughter!”(snip)

Holmes acknowledged, “I should’ve been shot! I covered them [with the curtain] and was like ‘Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You should vanish!’ and covered them with the curtain. And the Secret Service was like, ‘I like this guy. Someone’s finally telling her.’

[Michael.SF.]

you put a curtain around President Obama’s daughter!”

Seems fair. I bet a few guys put a bag over Michelle back in the day.

[surrey]

It seems that whenever we go out to dinner there is at least one woman who is a “shrieked” in the place. We find that they’re exclusively young white women.

[Responsibility2nd]

This smells totally FAKE.

Telling it on TV to gain recognition. What comedy club comedian can’t handle whispering and giggling?

Fake.

[wally_bert]

The media and his adoring fools in public wouldn’t care if he killed a child live streaming from the oval office.

[Hot Tabasco]

It was hard to understand that guy, was he saying stuff to them or thinking it?

You should vanish!’ and covered them with the curtain.

That doesn't make much sense either...

[AU72]

What comedy club comedian can’t handle whispering and giggling?

Seinfeld had an episode where he went to a heckler's place of work and started heckling her.

[KamperKen]

"They aren’t Obama’s kids. They were props. You don’t ever see ‘’family pictures’’ of the Obamas. He was “Bath House Barry’’, Michelle is a tranny and the girls were just used as props. It was all a fake."

I assume the world's major intelligence agencies have DNA samples of them and know if they're related (the evidence suggests not).

Only the Israeli intelligence agency would leak this information since Obama was and is their mortal enemy. The rest of the worlds' intelligence agencies are not on the side of Western Civilization.

[GBA]

I got a decibel meter app on my phone.

What a great idea! Thanks.

[Hot Tabasco]

They aren’t Obama’s kids.

Then whose kids are they and where did they come from? Somebody had their kids stolen......

[doorgunner69]

He was “Bath House Barry’’, Michelle is a tranny and the girls were just used as props. It was all a fake.

Damn straight. Sick of the fawning over a completely fake arrangement.

[KamperKen]

"Then whose kids are they and where did they come from? Somebody had their kids stolen......

I had read that a doctor and his wife provided the 'donor kids'. It's the absence of any pictures of Michelle while pregnant that causes suspicion.

I'm curious but agnostic on this.

[2harddrive]

Dangerously Intolerant Liberals Destroying Our Society = DILDOS

[The_Media_never_lie]

I wouldn’t have cared one twit whose daughter it was. There is no royalty in this country, and no privileged individuals. No one is better than any other, and I would not have felt differently upon finding out that it was the ex-president’s daughter.

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In theory, you are correct.

But, as things now are, we do have royalty in this country. Hillary is royalty, as is Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, Comey, McCabe, the Obamas, Pelosi, etc. At a certain level, law does not apply, at least the same law that would apply to you or I. They get access to deals that would not be available to the Walmart class. It would seem like corruption to me, but it is just standard operating procedures the them.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Not their daughters

[The_Media_never_lie]

What comedy club comedian can’t handle whispering and giggling?

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Any comedy club comedian with experience and a microphone in hand can handle a disrupter.

[GOYAKLA]

“I understand!” Charlie Harper

[2nd amendment mama]

Bookmark

[Captainpaintball]

Google Nesbit and Blanchard.

[newfreep]

Nesbit and Blanchard are the parents? They certainly look more likely than hussein & BigMike.

[Hot Tabasco]

Google Nesbit and Blanchard.

Not wasting my time on stupid crap like this...........