I wanna hear about how many times he fired a weapon. Big talk from a man who lets another man bugger him in the hind end.
The more someone makes sure you know they are a veteran, the less compelling their story typically is.
I was stationed in West Germany in the late 70s, early 80s as an armor crewman. I tell folks these days that I drank beer and chased frauliens...tax dollars at work. They say thank you for serving...I say..the beer was good...
Okay, Petey served. Got it. Did he get mud on his boots? The horror!