Posted on 11/30/2019 8:26:40 AM PST by mad_as_he$$
Some Things I Learned Watching Live PD:
Make sure the lights on the rear of your vehicle are working at all times.
Wearing your seatbelt saves you from a traffic stop. Which can lead to further complications.
Can’t out run from the cops on foot or in a vehicle unless you have a motorcycle.
If you have to hold your pants up when you’re walking there’s no way you can outrun the cops on foot.
Running from the cops because you have a traffic warrant will only cost you more money and time, probably in jail.
Make sure your baby mamas don’t know about each other.
In spite of what your friends told you making a license plate with an inkjet printer doesn’t work in Missouri.
Everybody in Rhode Island is drunk and belligerent.
Most people in Texas are drunk and belligerent.
Many people in Montana are drunk and belligerent.
Don’t violate a restraining order.
If you pick up a hooker make sure you get your story straight before you get stopped.
Don’t frequent known drug areas.
Driving with an open alcoholic container in your car and having your kid hold it for you between sips will get you arrested.
Don’t spill bits of weed on your lap while you’re driving.
This isn’t my pants, shirt, jacket, or hat never works.
Don’t drive like a jerk.
Properly use your turn signals.
Cops win fights because they bring more people.
If a cop looks like he’s over 35 they have heard every story there is to hear. It’s all repetition to them.
Lieut. Danny Brown can smell marijuana from 300 feet even if you’re driving by in your car with the windows rolled up.
If you pick a fight with Deputy Garrow Brown you’re a confirmed idiot.
In Arizona driving more than 85 miles per hour will get you arrested.
In Nevada(my home state) getting drunk and belligerent in a casino will get you a trip to jail.
When you throw your alcoholic container out the window make sure you don’t hit the cop that is walking up to your vehicle with it.
Don’t be belligerent with the cop unless you need a place to sleep for the night.
When the actual sheriff from your county stops you it’s best not to call him names and insult his mother.
Can’t beat the dog’s nose, they will find the drugs.
If you have 18 illegals in the bed of your pickup truck don’t speed on the freeway.
Getting caught with your clothes off with an underage girl or boy will get you arrested.
Asking the cop “Do you know who I am?” never works the way you think it will.
If you hear a helicopter while you’re running from the cops just surrender.
Cops are mostly decent people. They will do their job and if you show them respect they may cut you a break. Face it you’re caught.
Shoplifting in today’s world will get your trip to the jail and a record - unless you are in California.
Florida man tells police wind blew bag of cocaine into car
Quiz Time: Did Florida Man’s explanation work?
Compliance will get you a break.
I was going 54 mph in a 40 when a cop passed me going in the opposite direction. I put my breaks on and pulled off the side of the road before he had his lights on.
Had my paper work ready, window down and hands visible.
He said, “thanks for not making me chase you”.
I handed him my paperwork and told him, “I had 54”.
He said close, I had 55, hold on.
5 min later he hands back my insurance, license and registration, and said, “I’m letting you off with a warning.”
...and that was that.
...but as someone else mentioned, they are not your friend.
Keep your conversation to just enough info to answer their questions. Be polite and keep your insurance and registration in s visor pocket.
Don't ask for a break when you have a joint tucked behind your ear while he is writing you a citation for speeding.
Never ever have a minor accident involving his cruiser.
You can register ANY car (no matter what the vehicle is worth) for $20 + $1 mail in fee.
Never ride with a mad woman.
“HE GOT WEEEED! HE GOT WEEEED!”
I never watch these shows, but rarely glimpse them when my son is watching them. My reaction is always “Is EVERYBODY in our country a moron, criminal, or both?”
Also, no shirt = you’re going to jail. ;-)
To quote Sticks, they don't catch the smart ones. (Lucky for us, most criminals aren't smart.)
Re #19:
OMG the cop threatened to tow your wife’s car and your kids cried?
Then a different cop had a dog that barked and had “bloused pants acting all tough”?
Gosh, I can see why you aren’t pro police! I’d be devastated.
How can you go on with life? I’m just in awe.
Good one!
LivePD uses dashcam or body cam video released to the public. The only real cost tot he TeeVee folks is the editing equipment and the employees time to edit multiple video sources together into a semi-coherent story.
The show is a good thing as it demonstrates the level of crap police put up with every day - my sister was a patrol officer in Tucson for a dozen years before deciding it just wasn’t worth taking the crap from both citizen and the other cops.
It is, at best, a thankless job - and one that carries real risks, stress and increasingly, too much hate from an uninformed or propagandized public.
For comic relief, check out the Ytoob site
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkm_Wcyh0pc7UUmZZfL-6w
This is a former cop that lampoons the idiots seen in these police cam vids....
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My kids used to say everyone in town wearing a cap backwards got stopped.
One night at 11:30 PM I was driving home from a basketball shoot—photographers will turn their caps around when shooting. I forgot to turn it back around.
The cop pulled out behind me about a block from my street. I turn onto my street and the lights come on. I pull over and this rookie cop (we have eight officers in town) and comes up to my car.
He asks if I had been drinking. I said, “not yet.” That’s my house right there.
He looks at my license and sees where I live.
I ask him why he stopped me. He tells me it was because I turned as soon as I saw him. He thought I was running.
I said, “It was the van and the hat wasn’t it?”
He just told me to have a good night.
The kids were right.
It’s dangerous work, that’s for sure! Give the officers lots of credit and thanks.
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Notice they are not in our “streets.” Usually they are near MLK Blvd.
Well, you’re only partly correct. Live PD MOSTLY uses paid camera/sound men who ride along. They supplement with dashcam/bodycam stuff. It’s mostly the cameramen riding with the cops though.
True.
Why do you know all these things?
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