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1 posted on 10/31/2019 8:57:05 AM PDT by xzins
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https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3789184/posts


2 posted on 10/31/2019 8:58:02 AM PDT by TomServo
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I feel his pain! :^)


3 posted on 10/31/2019 8:58:29 AM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: xzins

May as well. Makes as much sense as boys being girls.


4 posted on 10/31/2019 8:58:59 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: All; P-Marlowe; Gamecock; blue-duncan
Banner also said he painted the word "HUFFY" on the side of his bike, ensuring he has no advantage over the bikes that came out of the factory as bicycles.

Friday on Thursday

5 posted on 10/31/2019 8:59:03 AM PDT by xzins (Retired US Army chaplain. Support our troops by praying for their victory.)
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Bookmark


6 posted on 10/31/2019 8:59:08 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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To: xzins

A perfect illustration of gender insanity.


8 posted on 10/31/2019 9:01:00 AM PDT by chris37 (Where's Hunter?)
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Sad re a possible reality in the real world.

Funny as the tongue in cheek dialog might be real.


9 posted on 10/31/2019 9:07:40 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (The line that separated satire, Democrats and Stupidity has vanished. (thanks to jonascord)!)
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What a cheating Bass Tard...


12 posted on 10/31/2019 9:21:39 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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He’ll probably be all upset in a couple weeks, when a NASCAR driver, who thinks he’s a cyclist, breaks the motorcyclist’s record.


13 posted on 10/31/2019 9:22:06 AM PDT by NEMDF
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It’s a Brave New World.


14 posted on 10/31/2019 9:23:42 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: xzins

Preston Scott, a conservative talk show host in Tallahassee, is currently using an exchange about this satirical story in his promo ads. Scott and his co-host deftly combine serious commentary with well-chosen laughter at Lefties.


15 posted on 10/31/2019 9:32:00 AM PDT by Rockingham
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CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College

"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-uncovers-evidence-hero-dog-sniffed-butts

16 posted on 10/31/2019 9:50:23 AM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: xzins

Almost too true to qualify as satire.

No question about it, the Babylon Bee is the best satire on the web.


19 posted on 10/31/2019 10:05:11 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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Some critics say he needs to cut off his motor...

Haha.
20 posted on 10/31/2019 10:07:48 AM PDT by far sider
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Funny... Babylon Bee is always fun to read...

He should've painted 'Cannondale' instead...

22 posted on 10/31/2019 11:55:19 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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What they failed to mention in the back story was the 50 years of bicyclists claiming that they could do everything motorcyclists could do...


23 posted on 10/31/2019 11:58:19 AM PDT by kosciusko51
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And to think we’ve reached the point where this satire is less absurd than what’s really happening.


24 posted on 10/31/2019 3:14:06 PM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Prayers for our country and President Trump)
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