Posted on 08/08/2019 7:52:42 AM PDT by Helicondelta
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They’re probably glad, most gym equipment has a weight limit.
In this case “Gym” is spelled “Jim”...which does make sense.
Is this a joke, as with Babylon Bee?
OK, I thought this would be a Babylon Bee story.
When I saw Michal Moore had a Gym membership I know this was fake news.
He’s smart to quit...this one appears not to be doing him much good.
Oh, take it a little easy on Michael, will ya? He has good intentions....
Just not about life in general.
Parochial schooling gone wrong. Stayed in WAY too many recesses, and never developed a good exercise regimen.
fat guy uses any excuse to not work out
Like that fat phuck Michael Moore ever saw the inside of a gym!
The vending machines are the ONLY machines he works out on.
Yep, he probably got irate over not enough chunks in the “chocolate chunks” protein smoothy.
Michael Moore has a gym membership??????????????????????????
Huh, am I the only one who thinks that Moore’s tweet or whatever was sarcastic, self-deprecating humor? He knows as well as anyone that he’s obese and doesn’t work out, and that’s why the idea of him canceling a gym membership is supposed to be funny. Right??
I’m picturing him as the Lord High Chancellor in Gilbert and Sullivan’s “Iolanthe” as he mopes over the fact that he can’t marry one his wards due to the possibility of the political misconstrual of his actions given his position:
“Three months ago I was a stout man....!”
“huuuuuuunnnhh!” comes the astonished unanimous reaction of the combined hour of peers!
This has to be humor. The chances this buffoon has seen the inside of a gym in this century is minuscule.
If I'd have posted my first thought, you'd know I was taking it a little easy on Michael...LOL
Any gym responsible for that massive tub of goo should be ashamed of themselves anyway. Abject failure.
The club can expect a major uptick in new memberships and plans for expanding the entrance doors can now be set aside. But it’ll still take a few weeks and a fumigation crew to get rid of the residual stink.
He belongs to a gym?
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