Why I am voting Democrat(old fart vanity post)

[SuperLuminal]

Just to prevent a lot of bed-wetting, you should have use /s...
Sometimes sarcasm seems to be either a "lost" art or an "under-appreciated" art...

[outofsalt]

However, it isn't 100% effective! LOL

[deport]

Paragraphs are your friends…

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Obviously his friends are very limited based upon his posting
history.

[Maris Crane]

Satire is really HARD to pull off.

[Larry Lucido]

so we could vacation in south Chicago

[Yaelle]

Voting really doesn’t matter. If we win, they fight to the death against our guy every minute and social, other, and Hollywood media sources quickly drug most Americans to believe a freedom-loving Patriot is evil. If they win, no matter how Venezuelan our lives become, how Soviet, our aforementioned media sources will convince everyone they are doing better than ever before. Truth is not even a part of it.

[Pollard]

ok butt how many times are you going to vote?

[mass55th]

"well . . Excuse me I went to the publik skool!"

So did I, but they did teach us grammar, and punctuation. You probably didn't pay attention to the teacher, and instead were pulling the braids of the girl who was sitting in front of you.

[Ponyexpress9790]

If you are an old fart, then you are the one who has been pumping out all the methane into the atmosphere causing all of this global warming. Al Gore is going to show up at your house and demand his tribute.

[TurkeyLurkey]

Hey, OF, why don’t you put your sarc/button in?

[Jack Hammer]

Wait. Let me guess. Because you’re an idiot?

[dhs12345]

LOL. You should probably add a sarc tag.

[2nd Amendment]

Went overe to that site. laughed my butt off!(excuse me buttplug!) I’m gonna order one of those “peoples” rubik cubes that have red on all sides!

[Mount Athos]

Haha! I am so happy you liked it, i thought you might.

[windsorknot]

Warning: Thinking like a Democrat could make your head explode.

[SunkenCiv]

1. I love Venezuela and their recycling efforts using dumpsters
2. I love the Paris climate accords and spending trillions of dollars to stop solar flares
3. I love homos and their efforts to keep the American born population down
4. I hate national borders and wish every 3rd or 4th world person would come here and use our great social services.
5. I hate businesses and wish they were taxed 99% to stop those big snooty rich people.
6. I want every darn gun confiscated so we could vacation in south Chicago and other resort like places in our big cities.
7. Christianity needs to be suppressed so we can enjoy inclusive religions practiced by ISIS and other So many muslim countries.
8. I love late term abortions. I think even some U.S. congressman out to be evaluated for abortion.
9. I hate 3.6% unemployment. So many more people could be living off the gov't and sipping pina coladas.

Get off my lawn! ;^)

[trebb]

Gad I read it and decided not to flame you - hope the out-of-body experience that allowed you to channel a Dem (great shades of Hillary and Eleanor Roosevelt) and state why they vote the way they do...

[albie]

Other then the paragraph issue I thought it was amusing and is the perfect letter to forward to liberals.