contrary to established tradition, I actually read the first bit of that before getting out the flamethrower !
Posted on 06/15/2019 7:01:44 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment
Okay this is probably an old fart narcissistic post. Nobody listens to me. (not even my wife sometimes) I've been a viewer of Freerepublic for about 20 years and it is the only thing that keeps me relatively sane. So here goes- here are the reasons why I am going to vote for either Bernie or Buttieg, or Buttplug (whaterver). 1. I love Venezuela and their recycling efforts using dumpsters 2. I love the Paris climate accords and spending trillions of dollars to stop solar flares 3. I love homos and their efforts to keep the American born population down 4. I hate national borders and wish every 3rd or 4th world person would come here and use our great social services. 5. I hate businesses and wish they were taxed 99% to stop those big snooty rich people. 6. I want every darn gun confiscated so we could vacation in south Chicago and other resort like places in our big cities. 7. Christianity needs to be suppressed so we can enjoy inclusive religions practiced by ISIS and other So many muslim countries. 8. I love late term abortions. I think even some U.S. congressman out to be evaluated for abortion. 9. I hate 3.6% unemployment. So many more people could be living off the gov't and sipping pina coladas. I could go on and on but I won't. If you can't stand my old fart posts just ignore them and go on.
Paragraphs are your friends…
It’s easy to see why your wife doesn’t listen to you! ;-)
well . . Excuse me I went to the publik skool!
well . . Excuse me I went to the publik skool!
Im gonna vote democrat because if no one was rich, there’d be no poor.
All very valid reasons. Well done.
Not only do you have good reasons to vote Democrat, but have you considered running for office?
Im voting Republican because i believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of happiness. More Liberty not less, never less.
Pargrphs contribute to climate change!
You’re right. With those beliefs you should definitely vote Democrat.
Paragraphs just fill more lines of the screen, meaning more white spaces which besides being racist, uses more electricity. Ban paragraphs! Save the world (a little)!
My compliments
contrary to established tradition, I actually read the first bit of that before getting out the flamethrower !
Not bad for an old fart!
In addition, conserving carriage return/new lines is well, conservative...so the OP better knock it off!
You nailed it. I am almost convinced to follow your lead.
POTUS Trump uses paragraphs, which is another reason why he should be impeached.
Maybe it’s because you never contribute to the articles you post?
Love it! Great stand-up comedy! Heh.
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