another good one:
BREAKING NEWS: Washington D.C. Police are currently searching for a confused, lost, elderly male. Subject suffers from dementia, Alzheimers, Socialism and believes he is running for President of the United States
All I can think of is old Bugs Bunny.
“My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.”
Except is comes out as, “My name is Bernie Sanders, millionaire. I own thwee mansions and I’m pwesident.”