I think you missed the end sarcasm tag "/s"

I miss nothing, goodman.

I matched bitt's sarcasm with hyper sarcasm. I don't believe in pointing out my own sarcasm. If it's not apparent on it's face, then I have failed.

Did I fail this time?

☹

I mock the article in question along with my buddy bitt. I just tossed in an awesome meme.

#CauseImAwesome

😃

Bagster

I mock the article in question along with my buddy bitt. I just tossed in an awesome meme.

#CauseImAwesome

Yes. Yes you are.

I humbly facepalm in your general direction...

Again, I come back to this.

> Horowitz’s investigation has been limited by Mueller’s team.

I’m supposed to believe, according to Sundance, that Mueller has control over the OIG’s office?

This is astoundingly absurd.

-SB

😉

We’d better hope Q is more than a LARP:

The decapitated bodies of young, blond, female tourists - 24-year-old Louisa Jespersen of Denmark & 28-year-old Maren Ueland of Norway - were found at the head of a trail in Morocco’s Atlas Mountains. There is a horrific video circulating and those who’ve chosen to view it say it’s hard to even find words to describe the brutality it contained.

How many of these animals are pouring through our sieve of a border?

@kelemencari tweets:
Right now, the Paid Political Insiders are outside DC on holiday,
and the Unpaid Political Outsider is inside DC, working for us.

Where is Grant buried?

Bagster? Sarcastic? I’ve never heard such utter nonsense before.

I think not. I think recess appointments last until the next swearing in of a new Congress, so it would literally only last a week.

PART NINE

A CHRISTMAS EVE EVE TALE

*texokie stretches and wakes to a pile-up of Qatz and Dawgs strewn all over her. Grey_whiskers, Kitty Claws, Cat’s PJs, ssschev, draped all over her. There are even some Qatz and Dawgs present with whom she was unfamiliar. Interesting. But no time for that now. She puts aside her quilt. It is mid-morning, and there is a cheerful bustle in the Qanteen Qitchen. Mother of Dragons (and Dragonlets), greeneyes, blu, WNeighbor, and several other beloved FReeQs are preparing a nice mid-morning brunch. WildHighlander57 is setting out food on the long table. They apparently had gotten in VERY late, for Seymour had left with the snowmobile pretty late! SEYMOUR! Did he accomplish his mission? She knew she would probably never know. *

GOOD MORNING, SLEEPYHEAD! I see you got a LOT done last night! I didn’t really think you would be able to get all 188 walking sticks wrapped last night, but you did! And the meme ornaments look wonderful! The Qanteen looks so neat and tidy!

*Mother of Dragons (and Dragonlets) called out to her, and in her not quite groggy condition, texokie thought she heard her say that the walking sticks were wrapped and the Qhristmas ball decorations mess was cleaned up. And the Qanteen was neat and tidy? How could THAT be??? Then she notices that part of her covers is the down jacket she had loaned Seymour last night*

* Mairdie, Aquamarine, bitt, KitJ, bagster, stars&stripes forever, little jeremiah and other Qanteeners, who had been in the Quiet Room for morning devotions came in to the Qommon Room and were marveling about something unusual in the Quiet Room.*

Texokie, did you put that new picture in the Quiet Room last night? IT IS GORGEOUS! Where did you get it?

*Puzzled, texokie is wondering what in the world they are talking about. She moves aside the still-boneless Qatz and Dawgs, who apparently had had a wonderful time at the Qarol Singing, and gets up from under the Steinweigh. She marvels at how terrific and FIT she feels. She had not slept that well in a very long time!*

Oh it’s good to see you, Mother of Dragons (and Dragonlets!) I had an adventure last night!

*She gives hugs all around.*

*The members of the Qanteen who were assembled, grabbed their cups of Qovfefe while the remaining buffet items cooked. FreeQs Steven W., TXnMA, eldoradude, LucyT, Sky Pilot, Jocko Manning, all sat on the beanbags and couches and floor around her. Others came into the room as she started her tale. AzNASCARfan, Typelouder, pink pig, ConservativeSIster, Pete from Shawnee Mission, Cletus D. Yokel, musicnart, generally, ichabod1, busied themselves with some Qitchen activities. InformedMomOf 6, buffaloguy, lyby, John4:11, and nclaurel saw something was getting ready to happen, and they joined in with cups of covfefe in hand. There were still plenty of bean bags and pillows for all to sit on and cozy up. She told all of them of all the strange things which had happened while they were at the Qarol Singing and Feast. No one seemed to believe her! They told her she had had a marvelous dream! *

You don’t believe me!

*Her beloved FReeQs were laughing and shaking their heads “no.”*

No, texie, but we LIKE hearing your stories! We can always at least count on a chuckle with what comes up from the depths of your rather skewed and strangely wired brain! Otherwise we would have to tell you that you had taken complete leave of your senses!

*texokie sighs, and understands how crazy it all is. They just can’t believe that she had NOT wrapped the 188 walking sticks and cleaned up the mess. Blu was headed to the door to the Qarage and texokie calls out to her*

Blu, are all the snowmobiles accounted for?

Yes, texie. They are. I looked them all over when we got back last night. But come to think of it, it was weird. I was surprised to find that the one near the door was a little warm…

*texokie considers this. At least Seymour got the snowmobile back and had returned the parka and so presumably he is ok and the Mission accomplished. That made her feel good.*

Well, what is this about a new picture in the Quiet Room? I promise I didn’t put one in there!

Oh texie, you are such a tease! Of course you did!

*texokie sighs and wonders if maybe they are right, she’s gone nutz! She decides she has to see it for herself. She marches down the hall to the Quiet Room, and enters. FReeQs trail after her. The powerful positive energy of love and reverence in there never fails to calm her down, and it did so now. She gazes out of the windows on the snowy landscape above the lake shore. She chuckles to see the neighbor children hard at it with an unrestrained snowball war. She looks at the beautiful pictures, the votive candles burning in various places, and the personal devotional materials all in their cubby holes at the rear of the room. The lovely banners with WWG1WGA, and the pictures of the POTUS and FLOTUS were still there, just as they had been the last time she had seen them*

*…. But wait, over there in the corner, near the US Flag, to the right of the window seat is a new small table, and on it is a new GORGEOUS picture of the POTUS and FLOTUS which she had never seen before. Everyone has gathered, and are looking at her expectantly. She picks it up, and turns it over. She catches her breath in a sharp gasp*

LOOK AT THIS EVERYONE!

*She holds up and shows them that the back of the picture has the highly distinctive signature of our POTUS, a smaller more conventional signature of what looks to be the FLOTUS signature, and under the two is the simple “Q+”

*All the Qanteeners collectively gasp as texokie had done and start wondering if texie really HADN’T taken leave of her senses! Maybe she really WAS reporting something out of the ordinary which happened! Texokie puts the new picture carefully back on the table*

*About that time, Swordmaker, who is very rightfully particular about ANYONE messing with his computer, and who locks it up with a double password whenever he is out of his office, came in to the assemblage. That computer contains the LexiQon, which is the output of the entire Qanteen, and his own work editing it! He did NOT look happy, but rather very puzzled and a little worried*

Texokie, did you by any chance mess with my computer last night?

*texokie gulps*

Gosh no, Swordy! I didn’t touch it! I CAN’T! Your passwords are like Fort Knox!

Well, I wish I knew who did! There is a VERY strange note which someone left on it! And this ISN’T on my email program! It’s on an internal word processing document, and I DID NOT PUT IT THERE!

*The Qanteen Assemblage, with the Qatz and Dawgs joining in, collectively moves to the LexiQon Office. Swordy touches a few buttons on his computer, and the message pops up:*

Dear TEXOKIE and the FReeQer Qanteen,

Thank you so very much for your hospitality and the use of the snowmobile. It enabled me to achieve my objective in rapid time. I was able to replace the gas. I think blu and the Qarage Guys will judge it to be in the same - if not better shape than before.

By now you have likely seen the signed portrait of POTUS and FLOTUS on the new table in the Qanteen Quiet Room. I was authorized to give it to your Qanteen for services rendered.

I have also been authorized to tell you and the Qanteen:

“It’s real!”

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/raf-to-be-put-on-high-alert-next-month-to-monitor-cargo-aircraft-activity-in-arctic/

However, I recommend that unless you want to be considered “looney toons” you must not talk about it with anyone outside the Qanteen!

This is NOT a Q drop! And I’m NOT Q! (No comms outside of 8chan) but is an authorized peripheral crumb for only YOUR Qanteen’s consideration. This crumb will not be officially acknowledged, likely for years to come. I strongly suggest and encourage that it not be shared openly outside the Qanteen until then.

Finally, it was difficult not to be as open with you as I would like to have been, texie. I still am under orders not to reveal my real name. But you and all who read this letter, should understand that what I chose as my pseudonym is also my admonishment to you as you move through life. (Learn my comms!)

Most gratefully and fondly,
And
MERRY QHRISTMAS
And
God bless you ALL!

Seymour

PS. I hope you don’t mind the liberty I took by wrapping your 188 walking sticks and picking up the papers and decoration mess. You were sleeping so soundly when I got back. I had the time to do it. Know that All Is WELL.

WWG1WGA

*texokie was pondering that, “Admonishment??” “Learn my comms?”….and brightened as she said, along with several other highly tuned in FReeQs*

SEYMOUR!….. IS ...SEE MORE!!! We all need to SEE MOAR as we move through life!!!

The FReeQs collapse into various stages of smiles, chuckles, laughter or side splitting guffaws. It is a perfect joyous setting for the rest of the Holiday Activities… for Christmas Eve Eve has passed, and today is now Christmas Eve!

END PART NINE

#heyitcouldhappen

Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q

Mother of Dragons, for all you do....

(stoleded from Leaning Right).

Bagster

OOOOO I’m digging this!

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:-D

But if we turn up our nose at Sundance’s research and ignore him, then it seems we’re violating our mission as researchers that Q has set us.

Not going to turn my nose up at Sundance....or anybody, for that matter.

All I'm doing is reading/listening/watching

and

then

verify

everything

#BestExcuseForLurking

Texokie, warm up the Steinway!
Enigo54 gave me the jones. I’m plugging in the Flying V and fixin’ to abuse some vacuum tubes.

It’s time to make ROCK ‘N ROLL!....BTW, if and when the local constabulary shows up, I’m blaming you guys. Just sayin’

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ROFL!

Bagster? Sarcastic? I’ve never heard such utter nonsense before.

Precisely.

Bagster

duly noted

“Chuckie bought and paid for”

Excellent meme!

Thanks Oracle

Merry Christmas

I keep hitting refresh while noodling at electric “Chop Sticks”
MOAR!
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:-D That’s pretty good with that electric “Chop Sticks!”

I trust Q, Huber and Horowitz, and Sessions, and Trump, a helluva lot more than Sundance.

Yes, wonder what that special SCIF meeting was about with Wray, Whittaker, Huber, and Horowitz on the day of GHWB funeral was all about.

Soon …