They still do!..................
I know it’s true because I saw it on the Jersey Shore show.
Well, I’m not talkin bout locking down forever, baby.
That would be too demanding.
I’m just talkin bout two lonely people
who might reach a little understanding.
.
Neanderthals ARE humans!
.
Was it conquest rape, or a romantic prehistoric sock hop?
I remember a few times at closing time…
…never mind.
I’ve heard it said that there *are* women who like guys with a hairy back.
I don’t think it was always consensual...
...either way.
I think Barbara Bach started out as neanderthal.
If Asians do better in math and science than others, did Neanderthals have higher IQ?
Duh!
No TV or video games. What did they expect?
Really, there’s evidence right in front of us. Take Occasional-Cortex or Maxine Waters. To be that stupid one if not both of their parents had to have been Neanderthals.
In before the Helen Thomas evidence....
Some gals have a thing for big boned guys.
Troglodyte - Jimmy Castor Bunch
What we’re gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
When the only people that existed were troglodytes... Cave men...
Cave women... Neanderthal... Troglodytes.
Let’s take the average Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he’d get up,
Try to do his thing. He’d begin to move, something like this:
“Dance... dance”.
When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look
In the mirror: “Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a
Woman gotta find a woman”. He’d go down to the lake where all the Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He’d look Around and just reach in and grab one. “Come here... come here”.
He’d grab her by the hair. You can’t do that today, fellas, cause
It might come off. You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d
Be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there, Wet and frightened. He said: “Move... move”. She got up.
She was a Big woman. Big woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one Of the Butt sisters.
He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said:
“Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me! “.
She looked down on him.
She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said
(Falsetto):
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”.
He said: “Wha?”. She said (falsetto):
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”.
You know what he said? He started it way
Back then. I wouldn’t lie to you. When she said (falsetto)
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy” he said “Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
Hotpants! Ugh... Ugh... Ugh”.
Maxine Waters is living proof of that
When were beer googles and paper bags invented?