Mullets never went out of style.
Posted on 10/16/2018 12:27:13 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
With the exception of a few short periods I’ve never been anywhere near rich, but I’ve also never had a problem finding a date, and I’ve weighed 300lbs or more most of my adult life.
ahem. I cook every day. I know “from scratch”.
“I think there’s some mistake. I don’t see money on there. ;)”
Over many decades I’ve never seen it as a money thing. I think it’s more of a sadistic innate drive to inflict pain and suffering on the target.
“If a woman is interested she can worry about attracting me.”
Then you would fall into the venus fly trap.
I agree with her list except the part about dressing stylishly.
CLEAN is far more important than stylish.
A guy can be hot in hunting gear, as long as he gives indication about caring about personal hygiene. ESPECIALLY when it comes to sex. Bad breath, greasy hair, and body odor are a complete turn off to intimacy.
And looks are not so important to a woman, not like they are to men. Some of the men I have been most attracted to have not been lookers. It was their personality that I noticed, character and integrity.
Besides, age and gravity are nobody’s friend.
Beyond a certain age, NOBODY gets much beyond OK.
> For me it’s all in the haircut.
That’s why mullets are coming back into style.
1950s? Ha...I was meant for the late 1800s...
In other words, if you want to get laid follow these 5 easy steps.
“This list is incomplete. Asking Laz.”
LOL. I was going thru this thread and was wondering if Laz would offer any input. I can’t wait for his response.
Mullets never went out of style.
Well, yes but,
They left off FAT WALLET. I’m sure it is just an oversight.
Guys over 6” tall never appealed to me. I’m 5’2” and they are just too far away. 5’10” with some muscles and lots of brains generally works . The brains part implies “not democrat,” and the muscles part, a man who works out a bit and is NOT FAT. Health-conscious is high on my list, having a business background is too. Lawyers, teachers, doctors tend to be boring, techies can be outrageous fun and businessmen tend to be worldly wise, good conversationalists, and generally agree with me. :>)
No smoking, very little drinking. And definitely, no girly men. I really don’t care how you FEEL and I won’t impose my FEELINGS on you, unless you’re standing on my foot.
Hilarious!
You bring up a good point.
If a woman is interested in how much money you have/make, and you are looking for marriage material, doesn’t matter what she looks like, look elsewhere.
No woman wants to be poor of course, but women who focus on the material things are shallow and likely to become unhappy when that disappears. That’s when disaster strikes.
I don't particularly care what this author, or anyone else for that matter, thinks I need to exude to attract a woman.
I'm retired in Southeast Asia and the women here are a whole lot more honest about life and their desire for security than western women.
If you are comfortably retired you have the pick of the litter, but choose wisely.
I've never found anything in a bar that was interesting to me, but then I don't drink. That could be part of it.
The list of what I want (call me a hedonist, but I watch out for me first and foremost):
--Slim
--Fit
--Agreeable
--A good cook
--Keeps her middle class day job.
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This could be me and I am happy with my life in retirement.
Women dig sincerity. Once you learn to fake that, you’ve got it made.
Nice work!
So I guess the guy I saw wearing a T-shirt that read “I Poop In Pools” might have a poor shot at attracting a woman.
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