Posted on 10/16/2018 12:27:13 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Well, five out of ten ain’t bad...
Looks like Teddy Kennedy.
If a woman is interested she can worry about attracting me.
Bear in mind guys... protect your DNA.
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average weiner and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
He coolly replies, “Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you.”
“And her interest in sex ... “
Inversely proportional to the length of marriage.
LOL! Yep!
Disclaimer, I know us guys are ridiculous in our own ways as well.
Absolutely great scene in Mad Men. Couldn’t be more true.
Point is, they don’t know themselves.
Eventually, when enough of yourself has been invested, and contempt has set in, she’ll finally ask herself.
The answer will be ‘not you’.
Then she’ll leave. She’ll find someone else, decide she screwed up, and then think she can come back.
But she can’t.
Best thing that ever happened to me, was that she left.
“Women are attracted to a man with a pet because it shows that he’s kind and empathetic to the needs of another living creature.”
That’s odd, daily walks with my two adorable pug brothers only attract mosquitos to me.
What men find attractive.
1. Boobs
2. Bigger boobs
3. Even bigger boobs
4. Huge boobs
5. Ginormous boobs
What is serial groper enabler Jill Biden’s excuse?
How about Ted Bundy’s wife?
Wow, I really lucked out after 2 prior’s. All I had to my name was 3K in the bank, and a beautiful girl said I needed her. She was right 40 yrs ago and she is still here. I have to say most of the list is correct. Keep them laughing, its healthier than having lots of $$$$$. Lots of $$$$ doesn’t keep you healthy or happy, the more you have the more you will worry. I married an 1980’s woman who was lost in the 1950’s, there aren’t many of those around anymore. Today she baked 2 pies from scratch, like you will find that kind of a woman in today’s generation, around today?
If those aren’t 100s, she isn’t staying long.
This list is incomplete. Asking Laz.
He KNOWS what women find attractive.
Hitting it. Whip and chain collection. Ability to fart over 10 seconds. Never dribbles on the seat (usually). No longer dates his mother’s friends. Washes out toe jam once a month. At least.
What else?
Money, or rather the creation and gathering of wealth, is a by-product of manifesting the listed traits in your life. Women see wealth and attribute the traits, rightly or wrongly, they are looking for to the person they see.
Just my $.02, YMMV
“But when you begin to understand what women find attractive in men – you’ll know exactly how to attract them”
If you are over 18...why?
Confidence is a red herring. No is confident in any thing, but any one can share about his passions and hobbies , which makes for fearless conversation.
Empathy blabla... nope, not true. Women find it not erotic to have feminine traits in a man. If you have empathy, use it as a tealthy tool to read the woman beyond what she is telling you.
As for being a good listener, it depends. Women do not want the listener who finds solutions to her problems. She does not like Mr Fix it, teachers and men in position of adversaries. They want someone to make them talk and act like he is not against her as a result.
However, again, masculine man behavior, as opposed to little boy, generally does not listen to woman and let alone believe them. Once you act as an adult leader, you do not have to believe or listen to what she says but set the priorities and tell what your tastes are, and since women have no idea what theirs are, they will live through yours.
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